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Engineer

A guy who finds a way to make stuff. Like this computer, your car, that nuclear missle silo next door...
It doesn't always work. But it's pretty damn funny!
Trust me, I'm an engineer! I think we'll put this thing right here.
Trust me, I'm an engineer! What the fuck just happened here?
Trust me, I'm an engineer! With epic skill and epic gear!
Trust me, I'm an engineer! Oh shit I think I'm outta here!
by CADPATRICK February 18, 2018
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Engineering

A path not for the faint of heart. Not only will you get constantly shafted by your classes, but god forbid you get a professor or TA that grades your homework without being lenient, which happens to be the case. On the plus side, it'll be easy to find engineering opportunities and related-club, solely out of the experience of surviving hell with other poor souls.
Person 1: "I heard John had three panic attacks in a given week."

Person 2: "Welcome to Engineering."
by senthurmanz February 22, 2018
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beginner's luck

1) When you invite a person to do something that you pride yourself in and they are better at it than you. You usually use this word if you are somewhat of a sore loser.

2) The person who is better at something than your friend even though your new at it can also use this word to be humble and comfort their friend. This definition can be used to show off sometimes.
1) Jeff: "Hey I'm pretty good at this!"

Paige: "Pshhhh, it's just beginner's luck, bro."

2) Molly: "OH DUDE YOU ARE SO AWESOME AT THIS!"

David: "Nah, you're much better. I just have beginner's luck. Its nothing!"
by NICEUNICORN45 May 11, 2018
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Engineer shot

1) Take a shot of tequila

2) Snort a line of salt
3) Squirt the lime in your eye

4) Get slapped in the face
Took an engineer shot to be a real engineer
by Realengineer May 19, 2019
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engineer main

Someone Who Only Plays Engineer In TF2
Someome: how did that engineer Main has got 20 revenge crits
some else: idk
that one scout going to the enemy intel over and over again:*silent*
by Iceboi42069 February 13, 2022
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Engineered Tax Services

Using tax credits to buy down tax payments due. A person has a tax credit but wants cash so he is willing to sale the tax credit to someone who owes taxes and desires to buy the tax credit at a deep discount.
Teddy did an Engineered Tax Services. He owed $2,500 in taxes but he was able to lower his taxes due down to $200 by buying tax credits at a deep discount from a film company willing to sell their credits for cash.
by TaxReformExpert February 19, 2022
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Closet Engineering

One who designs without consequences or comment. Including but not limited to election or selection of network monkeys.
Engineering without the title or pay makes you a Closet Engineering fool.
by network junkies April 17, 2009
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