Shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning

The cruelest and toughest sport known to mankind.

shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning. its a game of agility, patience, and reflex. will someone find you? book it quickly with shit spilling behind you. will your muscles fail hope you catch yourself before you land in your own shit. accidentally shit on a homeless person? what the fuck is wrong with you are you blind? get your ass pecked by a bird? shit on the bird too. accidentally shit out of your mouth instead of your ass? what the fuck see a doctor. if you think you have what it takes, snort some cocaine and see where you end up.

Shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning by chimken_nunget May 18, 2021

on the bench 

Common jargon used in the IT industry to describe programmers waiting between jobs.

After leaving Syntel, Santosh went nearly mental sitting on the bench for months before he found a job at Macrosoft.

on the bench by Goldie Horn July 11, 2006

Work Bench 

To imply that the bed or work bench is the apparatus used for grinding and plaining off members of the opposite sex within ones sexual workshop

'Thats the workbench, where I plain my bitch off regularly'

Work Bench by jgk232 May 13, 2005

Group W. Bench

An amazing head shop located in New Haven, CT.

the owner of Group W. Bench is really chill

Group W. Bench by some guy who doesn't care April 15, 2009

The Bench Group 

Group of close friends, consisting of about 25 people overall. 95% of them went to the same school, with the additional 5% coming in from somewhere else. Some people in the group are Mike Pfeiffer, Ryan Malone, Kahla, Jess, Kate, Dudash, Trevor, Greg, Joe, Ryan, Dan, Kasia, Lauren and Beth. Most of the time, they hang out at Greg's Apartment

Whats going on with the rest of the group?

Call everyone else in the group.

The Bench Group by Homer Simpson February 15, 2005

Park Bench

1)A fat ugly chick who does nothing but annoy and is not capable of going out in public without making a scene.
2)A girl so fat that she takes up one whole park bench.
Also see Rock and Basketball Hoop.

Random Person: "How long did it take you to get rid of that park bench?"
Yourself: "That fat chick stayed until all the food ran out."

Park Bench by Aries of STARS May 24, 2007

friend-bench 

the place you go when the person you are romantically interested in tells you they want to just be friends.

a strategy that rarely works where someone continues being friends with their romantic interest thinking they have a chance to get with them, even though the other person blindly hooks up with everyone but them because they are "such good friends"

Stan got relegated to the friend-bench again when Samantha hooked up with John at the end of the night even though Stan chatted her up for four hours.

friend-bench by The real Agame January 6, 2010