beehatch

a beehatch is one who is a big stupid bitch
she will be the biggest most stupidist bitch EVER
wen u meet a beehatch approach with extreme caution ...
she will bite you and try get you
wen she gets you she will bite your bottom
BE CAREFUL

i once saw a 'BEEHATCH' walking dwn the street...then SUDDENLY she pounced on a unsuspecting passer by and brutaly attacked their bottom...
i screamed and shouted 'OH MY GOLLY GOSH YOU R A BEEHATCH'
and that is how the beehatch came about.

by madam butterfly November 7, 2006

Beehaw

Synonym for "jerk." A somewhat lighthearted insult, based on a child's misunderstanding of the euphemism "b-word." First used in Bonney Lake, Washington, in the early 1990's.

Stop being such a beehaw, just give me back my pants.

by ParisAlyssa October 25, 2010

Beeracorn

When someone is sleeping with their shoes on you tape beer cans end to end and then duck tape it to their forehead. Creating the mythic "beeracorn."

Mike was sleeping with his shoes on again, so we made him into a beeracorn.

by BARNPARTIES January 18, 2009

beeraucrat

Someone who takes control of the alcohol supply at a party in order to gain popularity, or in order to save the best beers and cocktails for himself and his friends.

This includes hostile take over of the keg tap.

Who did that a**hole think he was, blocking the fridge so only he could hand the beer out? There was Mirror Pond in there and he gave me a @#$% Natural Ice!

Oh, he's a beeraucrat. He's a buddy of mine. Look, he gave me a quart of Guinness Stout.

by iconoguy July 9, 2010

Beeracle

A miraculous outcome acheived after performing an act while drunk on beer that you would not have performed sober

Thom, a seasoned Hacklete, was pushed down the stairs by his arch nemesis Sally after 14 tins of Tenants (Thom is from Glasgow). In his drunken state he descended the 32.5 steps like a rag doll. It was a beeracle he didn't break a bone.

by Vegan McFlurry November 13, 2014

beeal

A hybrid word consisting of 'bed' and 'meal', this course takes place often at the approximate time between dinner and the time you tuck in for the evening. It generally consists of leftovers from dinner, or from the day before, or of a small collection of foods - enough to fill a plate.

What do I want to eat for beeal, chicken or roast beef?

by Beeal Author August 6, 2006

beegan

A vegan that includes the vomit of bees into their diet

Sally loves animals so she's a beegan and likes honey tea.

by hitlerpanda June 28, 2015