Battery operated boyfriend (BOB)

A vibrator attached to a sex doll

Today my Battery operated boyfriend (BOB) ran out of batteries so I had to masturbate by hand

by J.P041014 September 16, 2016

Battery acid

A great technique to get rid of acne, use this and instead of acne a deformed face. Win win!

Bro I just rubbed my acne with battery acid and look at me now *moans in pain*

by TheEarthIsACup June 11, 2018

battery chicken

employee of a large company

He works for HP, he's just a battery chicken.

by Khoji July 5, 2007

Battering the Fish

This is a sexual deviancy action which is composed of three steps. While having sex with a woman "doggy-style" you use your left index finger to "fish-hook" the woman's mouth. Second, once you have your "fish" on the line, use your right hand to punch her in the face with the intention of knocking her unconscious. Although it is ideal to cause unconsciousness with one strike, you may repeat if necessary. The final step requires a third party to be present. At this juncture, it is imperative to have a picture of your "trophy fish" to brag to your friends as they may not believe that you snagged such a lunker. In the final step continue to use your index finger to hold her up by the mouth (you may use your other hand to help alleviate the strain of holding up dead weight with your index finger by grappling the back of her neck or hair--just make sure it isn't visible in the picture) and have your friend snap a shot for posterity.

Ted: Golly! I am very excited to hang out with this lovely woman I met at the Creed concert last night! We shared a strawberry margarita together!

Harvey: That's fantastic! I will be over at 9PM sharp! I will have the camera ready after you finish Battering the Fish! We can dispose of the corpse in the morning!

by The Big Cheez August 26, 2013

Battery Dropping

1. To do acid
2. To actually clean your car battery by dropping it.

1. "So many colors, man, I shouldn't be driving after I dropped so much battery a couple minutes ago."

2. "You're running out of charge on your battery? You should drop it using the Battery Dropping method."

by Chemclasshero April 28, 2012

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by cbatterie May 8, 2013

Battery Juice

"Battery Juice" refers to semen.

"Dude, last night a chick totally swallowed my battery juice"
"Keep on sucking until i shoot my battery juice in your mouth"

by KingBustANutIV March 8, 2017