Basement Booper

A male age 19-25 (anything older is defined as "pathetic") who lives in their parents basement. They could be unemployed or a pot head or both. They like to listen to mac miller and think they are dope but clearly they aren't.

Example 1:

John: Dude Sam is so cool, I wish I was him...

Chris: Are you serious? He is a basement booper

John: Ya you right...

Example 2:

Dan: How does Mark have that sick K20 hatch? He works at McDonalds...

Ben: Dude he is a Basement Booper, every paycheck goes into that car

Mark: *hits VTEC down the road*

Dan: fuck that.

by TheEX-BasementBooper August 6, 2011

Sweeping The Basement

What Asians do at raging parties, this is not a sexual term.
They actually sweep the basement. Usually with broom or vacuum cleaner.

Ryan Yang was sweeping the basement at the time of the arrest.

by Sawdomy June 9, 2009

Basement Furnace

When one slices the cap off of a hot pepper and uses it to apply the burning irritant to the rim of a girl's asshole, finishing by inserting said pepper into the vaginal crevasse.

Mildred mentioned that she wanted to spice up our sex life...so Thaddeus gave her the Basement Furnace

by The Boondock Saints October 22, 2008

Basement Ninja

A person(usually a teenager) who rarely sees the light of day and spends his time playing videogames ranging from: Modern Warfare 2 to World of Warcraft.

Me: Dude, I was enjoying a casual game of Modern Warfare 2 when this 10th Prestige dropped into my game and fucked everyone up.
Friend: What a fuckin Basement Ninja.

by KillerKore13 December 12, 2009

Basement gay

A gay person who doesn’t even know that he’s gay yet.

Oh yeah, Brad’s a basement gay for sure. Everyone already knows it except himself.

by KCST December 31, 2017

Basement feeder

A subterranean species.

Kevin is a couch potato, a coward, and a basement feeder.

by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018

Basement Baron

A semi hairless unemployed thirty something white guy who has taken up refuge in his families basement and refuses to move out in spite of his parents repeated requests. Holed up and supplied only with Cheetos, an Xbox 360, and a extensive collection of pornography. With his orange stained hands and penis, he can be easily identified by his scraggly neck beard, pale skin, and sunken eyes. He can often be heard slamming his door and shouting " Fuck you mom, get out of my room !" Also known as a cellar dweller or basement boy.

That fucking basement baron is late again, I don't know why his parents don't kick him out !

by Professor gouddick March 8, 2019