bachelor chow

Cooked food preserved in a pouch (as "Tasty Bite" Indian dinners) that requires only to be heated in hot water for a few minutes before being served.

- What are you having for dinner?
- Ever since the girl moved out, I'm living on bachelor chow.

by Enward September 6, 2005

basshead

a crack fiend

Lay off the rock, basshead

by pimpinNpatterin May 4, 2003

bashey

A small, strange creature found in the forests of Africa, has a diet that mainly consists of worms, feaces and small children who have been abandoned by their mothers. Is pretty fukin' weird

African- Oh shit, look over there, there's a fukin' Bashey

by Stalkey man November 30, 2017

bum basher

1. A person who has had bum sex.
2. Can also be used as verb e.g. Bum bashing, bum bashed

1. GUY 1: 'Yeah, old jimmy's now a bum basher.'
GUY 2: 'Really? With his Girlfriend?'
GUY 1: 'No, with some guy out of that gaybar.'

2. GUY 1: 'Wheres Dave?'
GUY 2: 'Oh... He's upstairs bum bashing his chick'

by G[dot] March 22, 2008

get bosched!

1) to be inundated by the awesomeness that is the BOSCH. :) and that's all you need to KNOW!

2) slang for intoxicated

1) when hanging with someone is so awesome that you just "get bosched", which is way cooler than say "get madonna" or "get prince."

2)"omg, let's get bosched!"
"HELLS yeah!"

by that_sassy_girl September 13, 2011

bashed crab

n.1. a persons face that has as much appeal as a bashed crab.
2. a crab that has been bashed

=bash crab ; smashed crab ; hat full of assholes

i must have had the beer goggles on last night, i just dropped off this bashed crab of a bitch hey !

by ozzie69 June 9, 2005

toxic bachelor

Worst men around. They are liars, cheats, users and abusers. Toxic bachelors are expert players and will always lie to women and to whom ever to get what they want. They will often use the same pick up lines and rely heavily on their looks and fake charm to attract women. Extremely shallow and only care about physical appearances. Toxic bachelors are typically good looking, well dressed and are usually salesmen. They usually travel in pairs and refer to each other as dude.

Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson in the Wedding Crahers, Vince in Swingers, any Vince Vaughn movie character is a toxic bachelors.

by Flossy Flew May 2, 2006