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University of Sexual Ballers

Matt: "Where do you go to school?"
Marc: "USC, the University of Sexual Ballers! It's a blast!
Matt: "I only hope that I'll one day be able to get a sports scholarship to such an outstanding university..."
by HawkeyeRTCA July 19, 2011
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Balled

To have sex with, like banged.
I just balled this lovely momma.
by lok February 1, 2006
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It's pretty much self descriptive. Try saying it, it rolls off the tongue.
You's uh mother fuckin titty suckin two balled bitch
by Pedro Von Escobar March 21, 2007
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Balled Up

Something or someone is wrecked, smashed up, f'd up etc...
"And u sent tears from heaven when u seen my car get balled up" - Kanye West on his accident from the Album - College Dropout (Never Let Me Down)
by holla_at_ya_boy March 6, 2004
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Matzah Baller

A Jewish Playa. In other words, a wealthy successful Jewish thug that overcame his middle-class upbringing.

Matzah Ballers typically wear a flat-billed Yamaka with a 9.99 sticker. Matzah Ballers will often wear a set of gold chains with an attached satchel of jew-gold.

Matzah Ballers showoff their status by using dual money clips. The first money clip is much tighter and will include a large number of $100 bills, whereas the 2nd money clip will contain coupons.

Finally much like a true baller, Matzah Ballers wear their new shoes with the price tag still affixed. However unlike traditional ballers..... Matzah Ballers also leave the "Clearance Sale" sticker attached.
Lou: Hey did you see those new Jordan's that Abraham was rocking?

Matt: Yeah man they were $15 at Ross but he complained and jewed them down to $12 because one of the laces was missing.

Lou: No shit? That dude is a real Matzah Baller!
by Dirt Swaze November 20, 2009
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balled up

the varsity college balled up the preschoolers . it was 0-99999
by IloveFacebook123 January 26, 2011
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Ballerina

A girl or woman who does ballet as either a recreational activity or proffesional career.
Gabrielle is a ballerina, she trains over 19 hours a week because she wants to be a proffesional dancer.
by Danceyourlifeaway November 26, 2007
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