barner

A simpleton. Most support themselves by robbing graves and perfoming smutty acts with various farm animals in freak shows around the Southeast. Most look like Nick Nolte after a hard night of drinking.

Look at that barner rape that chicken!

by D.O. 1 December 24, 2008

banner ID

Supposedly something that your computer has that propably won you an hourly contest twice 15 seconds ago.

Your unique Banner ID has won our hourly contest! Click here to claim your prize!

by nikkan_hanil January 15, 2004

derrick bannerman

extremely hot.

derrick bannerman is the def. of sex

by pooprscoopr November 16, 2010

kayner bayner

1- a person who likes clutch daises

2- weez be laxin

3- gets owned my mojo keller

that guy just did 10 flips of the empire state building what a kayner bayner

by jo jo jonas July 24, 2011

Bainbridge Island

An island in the kitsap area, west of Seattle. Bainbridge Island is a leisurely place to live, mostly inhabited by rich families. The schools are known as great schools and the kids tend to be unappreciative. Mostly snobbish, but still nice. The ferry is a great way to visit other great areas in the region because you will get island fever! And fast! Not a lot to do... Oh and lots of drinking... lotsss of drinking...

A great place to settle down to be near the city, but still get a taste of nature.

Maybe if I ever win the lottery I could buy a house on Bainbridge Island!

This place is so small, cold and pretty. It reminds me of Bainbridge Island!

by JACKTHEGIANT February 26, 2011

star spangled banner

Quite simply, it's the national anthem of the United States of America. It was written by Francis Scott Key during the bombardment of Fort McHenry in the War of 1812 (in Canada it's called "The Anglo-American War" or simply the "American War"). The melody was taken from a British pub song and new lyrics were added. The song is EXTREMELY difficult to sing, and even though many famous people have sung it at sporting events, VERY few have ever got it right.

I was watching the 2004 Summer Olympics on TV. They were being broadcast (taped) from Greece. The U.S. womens soccer team had won the Gold medal in the game finals. When they received their medals in a ceremony most of them joined in a vocal rendition of the Star Spangled Banner. It was the most wretched, lousy and downright godawful version of that anthem I ever heard in my life, and I've heard plenty of bad versions. This was the famous 15 minutes for the ladies, since the networks, the press (and the general public pretty much too) don't really give a rat's ass about womens sports, let alone soccer as much as they do about football, baseball and basketball - especially as played by men. A moment of national pride for the U.S.A., forgotten in a flash. And so it goes.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 3, 2009

star spangled banner

the modern star spangled banner

Oh say can you fucking see
The missiles fall like rain
Bloody mountains majesty
Dead bodies on the plain
By the bombing's eerie light
See the crimsons waves of red
What so proudly they all fell
The twilight of the dead

by Gunboy July 11, 2004