by aliencockdock October 26, 2011

The terrible burps that last all day after consuming one or more Joose beverages the night before. Purple is generally the worst kind as it tastes like nasty rotten grapes mixed with your general tsos chicken. Alot of the time you will throw up all over the place especially if you've had more than one joose, and the taste of old joose coming back up serves as a reminder of the mistake you made the night before by buying a joose. However due to its ease of acquisition and cheap price you will always come back to joose and get sick and hungover the next day with purple joose burps and heartburn. Also your heart might blow up.
by Mr Joose Man Mike November 17, 2010

by fartman27 January 3, 2022

The act of pulling your collar over your mouth while belching in order to confine the rancid odor of one's lunch from the surrounding company
by phicsh April 13, 2011

by zara bee March 3, 2003

Bad Reverse-Parody Troll. One who, for the purpose of getting a reaction in a public web forum, pretends to be of the opinion that they argues against, but argues in a way so over the top or completely missing the point that they reveal their own stupidity or ignorance.
by SDyuaa April 5, 2008
