dusty broom

When a man ejaculates and gets semen in ones pubic hair, this also can be applied when the man ejaculates in a women's muff hair wet mop
"Omg I just gave myself a dusty broom"
by Paint_dry February 24, 2017
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Broomed

The action of hitting a broom on the ceiling, most often taken by a downstairs neighbor against an upstairs neighbor for being too loud.
During Kristen's rambunctious party, she was broomed by her downstairs neighbor for being too loud.
by Real PS 1010 May 04, 2022
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Broomed

Verb.
To get broomed, or to be broomed. A term in the Army cadet force used to describe having a broom shoved up your arse. This typically happens on camps in the boys dorms, less in the girls. This is part of the reason some people think the cadets are gay.
Cadet1:Mate, your getting broomed tonight
Cadet2:Oh shut up.

Later that night. Many cadets shove a broom up Cadet2s arse.
by Sgirkahxivmebdisoamfnrkkwnsnc November 27, 2019
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Broomed

The act of shoving a broom up the ass of a young man or woman
Damn, Caleb broomed their whole apartment
by Cokecat87 January 06, 2022
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Lil Broom

The most alpha chad rapper in the game with a 100+ monthly listener spotify account. He is also a pussy magnet and can get any bitch he pleases. If you think you family like
lil broom your completely wrong. From his own words, “all about family, if i fuck a bitch i need a plan b”. Lyrical Genius.
Guy 1: You know about that Lil Broom guy

Guy 2: Yeah that dudes a pussy magnet
by I LOVE BROOM November 24, 2021
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broom service

A type of bedside assistance provide by Olympic Curlers with strong abs and groins. May involve ice, rye and spooning.
In one of those bitchy moods where I'm considering calling broom service.
by CapnWordsmith November 16, 2015
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rectal broom

A rectal broom is a miniature brush used to remove particles such as dust and debris from ones rectum.
Nothing like a vigorous rectal broom cleaning after a questionable night out on the town.
by jdjeiwbdbheh333 December 07, 2015
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