Loose Boxers

When you have those really loose pair or pairs of boxers that are a size or couple sizes bigger than you usually wear. Usually happens when you get boxers a couple sizes bigger in order for them to last. It also gives your balls like 10x the room regular fitting boxers give you. Good for sleeping, or just relaxing around the house. When I wear mine I feel like im not even wearing anything!

BE AWARE.......... these are NOT good for getting pantsed in, you run the risk of getting them pulled down. (Because they are loose. And because they are big, there is more fabric so it is easier to grasp the boxers!)

Tom wanted to buy long-lasting boxers and they were loose boxers. He wore them to school and got pantsed, and his balls and dick were shown to everyone. So now he only wears them at home.

by A Friend of yours September 24, 2012

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Boxford

Boxford is what one says when he or she wishes to describe a place so torturous it causes suicides, although one must be careful on how/where they commit such an act because if they are not, the over-eager Nazi force will swarm like flies over a dead deer carcass to the scene of the crime. They react in this way because Crime itself hath decided Boxford is not worthy of its time.

Chuck: Hey, man. Did you hear about Joe?
Devendra: No dude, what happened?
Chuck: The Boonies finally got to him...he shot himself last night down by Nevergoingtofuckingend River.
Devendra: Actually I hear something about a kid doing that. That's just too bad.
Chuck: The worst part is, Officers LongMo, Hazelnut, & Norlando have declared it a homocide.
Devendra: Didn't he leave a suicide note?
Chuck: Yeah well, that's what happens when Crime meets Boxford...heads roll.

by Cleverly Moved Out Of Boxford! May 13, 2007

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