The real life alpha male
person 1:Omg is that boris mombeela?
Person 2:yeah he’s the true alpha male
Person 3:I heard he used to pee on people to assert his dominance
Person 1:wow! He really is the alpha I wish he would pee on me
Person 2:yeah he’s the true alpha male
Person 3:I heard he used to pee on people to assert his dominance
Person 1:wow! He really is the alpha I wish he would pee on me
by daddyalpha69 March 15, 2022
Get the Boris mombeela mug.Bendy: BORIS!
Foxy: WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bendy: nothing
Both: .......
Bendy: Ḃ̴̡̟̭͎̳̖͉̫́o ̧̡̮͓̣͍̞̭͔͓͎͓̼͔̀͂̃̀͛̏r ̨̣̞̮͖̱͔̝̟̝̖̖͔͂̉̀̉̐i ̼͐̆͒̆͛͗͒̀ͅŝ̶̡̡͚̜͍͙̣̖̺͖̻̥͝
Foxy: oh mother of mine! SPARE ME!
Bendy: i ̧̡͇̬̪̰͍̳̠̣̻͒͋͒́̎͑̐͂͛͌̔̈͋t̵̡̢̨̺̙̬͔̤̭̰̥̥͆͋̄̾̍͆͒̏̌̍͜͝' ̨̢̢̢̢̱͚̦͈͖͎̲̹̜̜͛͛̒͒̊͐͛̈́̽͊̇̈́͠s ̧̮̻͕̟͓͔̬̙̦̻̝͍̂̉̒͜͜ ̡̧͖̦͉̰̲̪̦̖͕͕̟͎̹͂͆̉̍̀̏̉̂͌̔̅́͗͝t̵̜͉̬̻͙̃̒̓̒̇̕͘i̶̢̡̢͉͎̳̼̹̎̓̉̀͆͋̊ṃ̵̯͕̣̫̆͋̃͗́̊̾͛͝ë̵̲̫͌͊͑̃̈̍̈́̀̔͠ ̶̘̰͎̽͜t ̨̣̗̘̩̜̳̑̈́̀̈́͐̀̿̈́̈́̓̉̿̑͘͠ͅͅo ͎̐̈̚͠ ̶̨̡̥͈̟͎̮̣̥͓͈̺̲̀̆̾͊̒̉̒͌̎̓̚͜͝ģ̶̨̢̛̙̺̰͎͖̔̽̒̊̄̉͌̒̆̈̊̀̋͝o ̨̧͕̱̅ ̡͔̩͓̬̠̠̻͆̎̽̽̓̋̓̕͜͝ͅḩ̶͈̤͍̗̮̺̟͉̻͇͈͇̾͒̓̉̿̒͐͒̃͊͆͌̌̅̕o ̧̡̢̱̼̞̗̘̹̇́͜͜m ̢̳̞͔̹͔̟̫̞͌͜e ̨̡̗͔̠̫͇̰͉͍̥́̀͜,̴̢̛̫͈̬̩͈̯̮̳̬͇̣̻̔̆̑̒́̍̾͒̃̆̒B̶̹͇̳̯͔̦̯͉̤̺̤̈̍͂̉̊̀̌̈́͘͝ơ̵̳̾̄̌́͒̇r ̧̢̬̺̥̤̪̜͗́ỉ̶̡̲̞͎̙̘̰͎ͅͅs ͕͇̻̮̫͙͉̟̪͊̒̒͛̀̍̈́̓́́̃̚̕
Foxy: WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bendy: nothing
Both: .......
Bendy: Ḃ̴̡̟̭͎̳̖͉̫́o ̧̡̮͓̣͍̞̭͔͓͎͓̼͔̀͂̃̀͛̏r ̨̣̞̮͖̱͔̝̟̝̖̖͔͂̉̀̉̐i ̼͐̆͒̆͛͗͒̀ͅŝ̶̡̡͚̜͍͙̣̖̺͖̻̥͝
Foxy: oh mother of mine! SPARE ME!
Bendy: i ̧̡͇̬̪̰͍̳̠̣̻͒͋͒́̎͑̐͂͛͌̔̈͋t̵̡̢̨̺̙̬͔̤̭̰̥̥͆͋̄̾̍͆͒̏̌̍͜͝' ̨̢̢̢̢̱͚̦͈͖͎̲̹̜̜͛͛̒͒̊͐͛̈́̽͊̇̈́͠s ̧̮̻͕̟͓͔̬̙̦̻̝͍̂̉̒͜͜ ̡̧͖̦͉̰̲̪̦̖͕͕̟͎̹͂͆̉̍̀̏̉̂͌̔̅́͗͝t̵̜͉̬̻͙̃̒̓̒̇̕͘i̶̢̡̢͉͎̳̼̹̎̓̉̀͆͋̊ṃ̵̯͕̣̫̆͋̃͗́̊̾͛͝ë̵̲̫͌͊͑̃̈̍̈́̀̔͠ ̶̘̰͎̽͜t ̨̣̗̘̩̜̳̑̈́̀̈́͐̀̿̈́̈́̓̉̿̑͘͠ͅͅo ͎̐̈̚͠ ̶̨̡̥͈̟͎̮̣̥͓͈̺̲̀̆̾͊̒̉̒͌̎̓̚͜͝ģ̶̨̢̛̙̺̰͎͖̔̽̒̊̄̉͌̒̆̈̊̀̋͝o ̨̧͕̱̅ ̡͔̩͓̬̠̠̻͆̎̽̽̓̋̓̕͜͝ͅḩ̶͈̤͍̗̮̺̟͉̻͇͈͇̾͒̓̉̿̒͐͒̃͊͆͌̌̅̕o ̧̡̢̱̼̞̗̘̹̇́͜͜m ̢̳̞͔̹͔̟̫̞͌͜e ̨̡̗͔̠̫͇̰͉͍̥́̀͜,̴̢̛̫͈̬̩͈̯̮̳̬͇̣̻̔̆̑̒́̍̾͒̃̆̒B̶̹͇̳̯͔̦̯͉̤̺̤̈̍͂̉̊̀̌̈́͘͝ơ̵̳̾̄̌́͒̇r ̧̢̬̺̥̤̪̜͗́ỉ̶̡̲̞͎̙̘̰͎ͅͅs ͕͇̻̮̫͙͉̟̪͊̒̒͛̀̍̈́̓́́̃̚̕
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Otherwise known as the "bloo passport guy" or the inventor of the supreme insult- "great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies"- designed flawlessly to be directed at a person exhibiting signs of cowardice.
Occasionally recognised as the UK Prime Minister. But not often. He's been difficult to take seriously after he tackled some poor child in what was clearly a very intense game of primary school rugby.
Otherwise known as the "bloo passport guy" or the inventor of the supreme insult- "great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies"- designed flawlessly to be directed at a person exhibiting signs of cowardice.
Occasionally recognised as the UK Prime Minister. But not often. He's been difficult to take seriously after he tackled some poor child in what was clearly a very intense game of primary school rugby.
by ealybird.x01 September 23, 2021
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Oh I see that Boris Gump has just returned to No 10 Downing Street after allowing the filling stations to run dry, and lecturing the UN about Kermit the Frog. What a moron - no not the frog.
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