by Theoforreal January 15, 2019

A device commonly used in prison for the prevention of anal rape typically constructed of broken lunch trays fastend to the end of a writing or eating utensils that is then inserted into the anal cavity with the sharp end pointed directly out of the canal.
"Yo, you got dat ass-blade?" "I'll trade you ten cigs for dat ass-blade." "Jimmy, Big Dom come see you last? Yeah, he on it every night by now. Shit, you need to get dat ass-blade."
by Motorboat and a Mohawk March 4, 2014

a really freakin hot dude with a big dick the size of a whale and is the most attractive guy in the world he's even hotter than jack meoff.
by me 12342323 October 11, 2011

by spoodertable10000 April 26, 2019

The epitome of badass. When these to words are joined together, whatever is being described, instantly becomes ten times more intense and thrilling.
Person 1: "Hey maaaaaaaan, did you check that new Hilary Duff film?"
Person 2: "Hell ya bro, that feature presentation was so Blade Frank."
Person 2: "Hell ya bro, that feature presentation was so Blade Frank."
by LeGiTNuS September 26, 2011

A form of “blading”, or inline skating, in which large wheels are connected by a solid metal frame. The sport is quite similar to slalom skating, but with one crucial difference. By identifying themselves as “wizards”, the wizards exclude witches. This has a double meaning, slalom skaters use witches cones, and wizard skaters are insecure middle aged men who are worried they will be perceived as participating in a “woman’s” sport. Despite the misogyny the products themselves are very expensive.
Hey, want to go wizard blading?
Sorry I can’t come wizard blading, because I’m a witch.
I’m the daughter of the witches the wizard bladers didn’t burn.
Sorry I can’t come wizard blading, because I’m a witch.
I’m the daughter of the witches the wizard bladers didn’t burn.
by Bladertariat May 1, 2022
