wed-betting

Wagering on how long a newly-hitched couple is gonna stay married. Besides potentially being a significant drain on your financial resources, this unhealthy gambling practice can also reduce bladder-control while you're asleep.

Marriage is a very uncertain thing, so one would have no guarantee of coming out ahead with wed-betting. If it is difficult to resist the temptation just on its own, however, perhaps the prospect of having smelly dampened sheets and blankets could be emporium of a "supplementary" deterrent to prevent you from caving.

by QuacksO January 6, 2020

regret bet

A bet you would take back if you could.

Since I don't welsh, I must pay this regret bet (sigh).

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

Bet Lag

The phenomenon that occurs when an individual who owes you money (from a previous bet situation) repeatedly forgets to pay you back because he/she "forgot".

John: Hey, do you have my money?

Calvin: Whoops I forgot, tomorrow for sure!

John: Fine.

*next day*

John: Hey, do you have my money?

Calvin: Whoops I forgot, tomorrow for sure!

John: Worst Bet lag!

by shaquillejohnson June 11, 2011

Bets no Saucums

Eh??? What??? What does this mean??? Im sorry?? Huh??

No person would ever use Bets no Saucums in a sentence. No one knows what the thing even means.

by Fuckin huh??? September 7, 2021

Factual bet

A actual fact that is used as a bet. Or a way to confirm something

“Parker you’re looking really good today and that’s a factual bet” “it’s a factual bet that the sky is blue”

by Voteforfactualbet February 15, 2019

Jersey Bet

A foolish, hubris-based bet formed with little to no foreknowledge of the subject of the bet or the participants; resulting in the loser being utterly defeated.

I wouldn't bet that a Filipino couldn't beat a spicy food challenge. That's the epitome of a Jersey Bet.

by T'Rezi July 13, 2016

booty bet

When u can bet on that booty cuz it saves life’s

“I don’t own a pillow, my bitchs a booty bet, I sleep on dat shit”

by Cheesy but grate May 7, 2018