Beating the pufferfish

A slang term for masturbating or fingering or pleasuring ones self.
This term may be used concurrently with spanking the moonface.

Person A: What are you doing tonight?
Person B: Oh, you know, just beating the pufferfish.
Person A: Nice.

by Tbell November 9, 2014

beasting and feasting

when you are a savage at everything

solomon was beasting and feasting yesterday

by straight savage1234 July 15, 2016

Beating Goonies

Atlanta slang for having vigorous sex to the extent of which her breasts swing to and fro and produce an audible smack.

"Dude, did you hear what was coming from Darius' room last night?"
"Yeah man, he was totally beating goonies in there."

by RadioBreadOKCumCooter September 7, 2022

beating the meat

masturbating

Yeah man so i just in the shower beating the meat.

by Rollerblader April 30, 2003

bestie

your best homie

we are besties cuz she always there for me.

by Castleberry February 10, 2009

bedtime

When an individual is ordered to go to their room, turn off the lights, and pretend to sleep. But most of the time, pretending to sleep results in real sleep.

Bob: My bedtime is 6:30 p.m.
Joe: My bedtime is 6:00 p.m. Lucky.

by DarkSwitch_Alchemist December 16, 2014

Cock beating

To masturbate so hard, that it looks like your giving your cock a roundhouse beating.

Man, we caught John giving himself a sick cock beating! i'd be suprised if he can walk today!

by Wrmichael October 8, 2008