Crazy-Bake

When a small, easy-to-operate oven used with kids or small baking makes it even harder to make anything.

Parent: "Hey, honey, I thought you said you were going to make cookies for the bake-sale. What happened?"

Girl: "Oh, yeah. My mom wouldn't let me use the oven, so I had to use my Crazy-Bake to try to make the cookies. The cookies practically turned into rocks."

This is an example of a conversation involving a Crazy-Bake.

by MissyMutilation December 07, 2010

tuna bake

When you fill a girl's vagina with melted cheese and then wait for it to solidify. Then you eat it with a knife & fork and use a napkin.
Nice variants include spicing it with cayenne pepper , Tabasco or orphan's tears.

Guy 1: Hey Bro I sure am hungry
Guy 2: Yeah me too dude fancy a tuna bake?
Guy 1: Ah sweet idea, I'll have the usual.

by toxic chinchilla murderer February 02, 2016

hand baking

Warming your hands in your's or another person's pants.

Tina began hand baking her hands against Todd's warm balls on a cold fall night.

by Floppybananas May 05, 2018

brake and bake

Stopping during a long driving trip to smoke marijuana.

Dude, there's a rest stop ahead, you up for a brake and bake?

by toastyoats February 25, 2010

shaking and baking

Working smart and making money

He has his own business. He is shaking and baking.

by Dr. Sweet July 03, 2017

Baked theory

A baked theory is a theory that is complete nonsense made up whilst intoxicated by the wacky backy. Said victim of a baked theory usually thinks that the idea is complete genius at the time not seeing all the major flaws in their amazing revelation. The theory tends to come about in useless conversations had between fellow stoners

Simon: I was getting stoned with Ross the other day and he reckons that tigers can't purr and lions can't roar...
Sonny: What!? That is such a baked theory has this kid never been to the zoo?

by Sgurnz December 22, 2013

easy bake

cheap edibles made with really shitty weed specifically baked in an easy bake oven

“do you have any easy bake, bro?”

by rocksnsticks December 21, 2019