Pick Axe

A sexual position used by people with mighty long noses. When taking the girls pants off and before licking her out, insert thumb up her anal cavity and then using the nose as a penetrative tool, by moving the head back and forth into the vagina in a pick axe action

Rupert - "How are you feeling after our pick axeing last night??"
Megan - "A bit sore this morning, how's your pecker?"
Rupert - "I think i've broken my mighty long nose darling, serious pick axeing last night"

by J Samsone February 18, 2014

Axe Overload

When a man puts on an extreme amount of Axe deodorant, filling your nostrils with the cheap fragrance.

Usually preformed by teenagers.

Dude did you smell that kid?

The one that passed by a min ago smelling like cheap Axe Phoenix?

Axe Overload.

Yeah.

Yeah.

by Greyblood January 4, 2011

dirty Ax

A flaming hot homosexual with a fetisch for seeing people eat Ikea’s schnitzel on top of a raw, still living salmon with a spoon.

“I have a piss-kink, what are you into?”
”I’m a bit of a dirty Ax.”

by anonymous September 7, 2021

Hot Axe

When your groin smells like shit and everyone can smell you 100ft away. You smell so bad that you don't even like it.

Friend- "Omg what's that smell? It smells like a dead fat bitch!"

Guy- "It's my hot axe."

Friend- "BIITCH!"

by umbreonxxx August 26, 2019

Axe the door

The act of reenacting the scene from the movie 'The Shining' where the guy cuts the door and says " Here's Johnny! "

Paul told Phil to axe the door

by myeahh November 14, 2016

Axe Grenade

An Axe Grenade or smoke grenade is when a middle schooler will spray a locker room with a whole Axe Body Spray. Mostly small sixth graders will do this action to their own entertainment.

Axe Grenade: when a middle schooler will spray a locker room with a whole Axe Body Spray. Mostly small sixth graders will do this action to their own entertainment.

G8: Yo What The Actual Fuck is that smell nigga!!??
Other G8: Those stupid motha fuckers!!!! Those little fuckin sixth graders set off another Axe Grenade!
G8: Well, time to beat they asses. Who’s in?

All G8’s in unison: Fuck Yeah!.
G6 who set did the Axe Grenade: Aw shit! Hey, nobody gon snitch right?
Some other G6’s: Yeah/Sure/Ok.
G8’s:Yo, which one of you motha fuckers did that shit!!!?
G6’s in unison: G6WSAG
G6WSAG:Man Fuck all y’all.

“End Scene”

by Emerymiles2007 February 14, 2020

Egyptian axe

Severe cameltoe?

Holy shit! Did you see the Egyptian axe on Jennifer?

by Thunderballs75 October 27, 2016