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Astrology is personology, interpretation, profiling and prediction by that of the definitions, positions, housings, aspects, and even angles of the stars and planets. Certain angles can cause or trigger a good or bad flow of energy, that most deeply effects those born under its time.

The original source; Astrology came from India and originated from the oldest scriptures in the world called Vedas, and Ayurveda, meaning "The Science of Life." It is more advanced, and more accurate. According to Ayurvedic Astrology, Western Astrology if off by about a month or so, and Geminis can be mistaken for Cancers, etc. This is a big flaw, considering opposites are placed next to each other.

Many people think astrology is fake, and accuse others of believing other ridiculous nonsense, (likes fairies) but this is often because of personal reasons, as they themselves believe other things like evolution and a world without cause. No offense, but people who do not "believe" in Astrology pay only attention to what matters go wrong on an astrological description, they are bitter, do without reason, and talk crap about what they do not understand or have tried to. If one thing goes wrong they are utterly disappointed, and delve no further into the topic but choose a lifetime of insulting and spatting on Astrology. It is definitely hard to find the truth in an ocean of lies, and there is bad astrologers. Most critics are atheists who have barely had much experience with the science. Palmistry, like Astrology is an occult science: it says if both of your prominent lines are close together, you are close minded.
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astrocism

the belief that a particular zodiac sign, especially one's own, is superior to other zodiac signs.
The man is a product of astrocism; he thinks he is God's Gift to the world because of his zodiac sign.
by Mr.No Name November 8, 2009
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astrolabe

the presence of leiby in space; happens once every 13 years
Yosef: Dude, you see that astrolabe yesterday? All the clouds looked like yeshiva bochurs with nice payis.
Shloimi: Nah bro, but I heard that the whole sky looked like it was wearing a warm winter jacket.
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astrodome

n. an amazing blow job received in the state of Texas or from a girl who hails from the state of Texas.
All I want is some astrodome! Is that too much to ask?!
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astro-bastard

1. a person that you hate who is trying to do a trick or jump on a vehicle or peice of extreme sports equipment and fails to complete said trick or jump and continues to try and fail after 3 times.
(Billy is trying to do a kick flip on his skateboard)
Mike: "whats Billy doing?"
Stan:"hes still trying to land a kickflip, weve been here for an hour."
Mike:" that astro-bastard fails at life."
by browniepoint October 9, 2009
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astro turf

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Astro

Astro just gave fatal1ty and tex a 2 for 1 facial combo.
by Anonymous March 22, 2003
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