assbandit

Most cry baby, whiney ass, gay liberals and democrats.

That filthy, patchouli smelling shithole sure is full of assbandits.

by Stein January 8, 2004

Asswaffles

Asswaffles: a word to use when severely pissed off.

*drops brick on toe* "asswaffles!"

"So I gotta go babysit. We can't chill today." "Asswaffles!"

by aaswaffler March 11, 2012

asswaffle

usually used by a chronically moody or negative person. Thrown into conversations even when it doesn't make sense.

Claire: Hey, how are you?
John: Your being an asswaffle 70% of the day
Claire: i hate you...

by JDHater2000 April 28, 2012

assange

(v) To assange means to rape. Related: assanged, assangist, assange them bitches.

Don't walk down that dark lane - you might get assanged.

by the condom wikileaked December 24, 2010

assange

1)Extreme betrayal, insult, rape, or dehumanization.
2)Betraying a confidence.
3)Giving away a sensitive secret.

You will pay for this assange with your life!

by beaverfan9 December 2, 2010

AssCancer

Spelunky. Fucking game is trash.

Oh no, I have AssCancer. Oh wait nevermind, it's just the trash game Spelunky.

by Puji69 October 10, 2016

assman

a pickle that talks dirty while mooning lettuce.

Did u see that assman tossing that salad?

by Frank the tank October 15, 2003