asslergic

The allergic reaction of one's ass to a particular substance or person

Tom is denomstrating a asslergic reaction to shannon

by Tomx2 September 24, 2016

Assplosion

When you have to run to the bathroom for a poop. Usually diarrhea. It can be associated with heavy drinking, or greasy food. Sometimes both.

I just had an Assplosion in the toilet.

by HumpinGrannys September 3, 2016

Assless Asser

It's the guy who always talks, blabering much but he can't do whatever he says.

-Ya know I'll fuck you up man
-Assless Asser

by Tariel August 17, 2016

Assless Assing

The process of talking much and doing nothing.

-I'll go and hit that girl in the ass
-Man, stop assless assing, ya know you can't do it

by Tariel August 17, 2016

asspiece

A plastic device used for navigating snow and icy terrain with great alacrity. It's kind of like the ghetto equivalent of a sled. Essentially it's a piece of plastic someone's ass goes on. Hence, it's an ass piece.

I broke my sled because I got distracted by a pair of frogs having sex by the lake. Now I am force to buy an asspiece instead due to my limited budget.

With all this ice one could easily slip. For this reason I navigate the hellish polar landscape upon my trusty asspiece.

by Romulus Augustulus January 13, 2019

asspectorate

as in, to expectorate from the ass.

Could be just a toot (fart) or a shart.

I was sparring in jiu jitsu and I accidentally asspectorated on my partner during an especially rough take-down.

by Somebody Liz January 30, 2019

Asslep

asslep- to jump from being seated on your butt to your feet.

John was sitting criss cross on the floor than asslep to get up so he could get food.

by pwillthetrill February 20, 2019