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Staff Assist

What is called over the intercom when a patient acts extremely unsafe or disruptive at the psych ward and they need extra help to deal with the situation. When the situation is extra dire, a "staff assist with security" may be called.
Roman: "Man, that dude is going absolutely insane. We'd better call for a staff assist!"

Mike: "With security?!"

Roman: "Yes!"
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I need assistance

What Susan Sarandon says when she's about to fuck you.
I need assistance toucha toucha toucha touch me
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Staff Assist

What is called over the intercom when a patient acts extremely unsafe or disruptive at the psych ward and they need
extra help to deal with the situation. When the situation is extra dire, a "staff assist with security" may be called.
Roman: "Man, that dude is going absolutely insane. We'd better call for a staff assist!"
Mike: "With security?!"
Roman: "Yes!"
Mike: "Oh no! I'll get the Thorazine then!"
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Trades Assistant

When someone is so infatuated with their make workmate that they wash them, feed them, unzip them, assist them to go toilet, felate them.....
George was so infatuated with his workmate Mace that he asked to be his trades assistant
by Damo the Leb April 16, 2019
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assistant manager at being vegan

A little bitch that doesn't have any skills so they whine on the internet about how eating meat is animal cruelty
PETA went all assistant manager at being vegan when they couldn't get people to stop hunting.
by Alaric I August 18, 2014
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Feedback Assistant

A personal labeled as an F.B.I. tipster.
The Feedback Assistant was so fucking bombed one night at the bar that he forgot his cell phone behind with “millions of dollars” on his cell phone.
by DaveShaw June 5, 2018
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Friendly Assist

To give someone "friendly assist" is to give a hand job.
Hey I'm going to Jeff's house to give him a friendly assist. He's gonna love it.
by GildenBeanpole December 17, 2023
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