Trades Assistant

When you are so infatuated with your male partner that you do everything for him: wash him, feed him, unzip him, assist him going Oiler, wipe him, felate him

George was so infatuated with Mace that he asked if he could be his trades assistant

by Damo the Leb April 16, 2019

Trades Assistant

When someone is so infatuated with their make workmate that they wash them, feed them, unzip them, assist them to go toilet, felate them.....

George was so infatuated with his workmate Mace that he asked to be his trades assistant

by Damo the Leb April 16, 2019

Assistant Regional Danager

The type of person who thinks they have more power than they actually do. This person thinks they are the boss, despite nobody official actually bestowing this authority upon them. They especially enjoy claiming to be in charge when the actual boss is gone for the day.

You hear the boss is gone today?

Fuck, yeah, I guess that means we have to deal with Assistant Regional Danager today.

by DanagerDamager December 21, 2021

I need assistance

What Susan Sarandon says when she's about to fuck you.

I need assistance toucha toucha toucha touch me

by My Minecraft Isn't working July 03, 2019

Assistant Simp

When you wingman a Simp yet you are not a simp yourself.

"Today I helped Elliot get this girl he was after."

"You mean that simp? So you're basically his Assistant Simp?"

by Sh0rtkakke March 25, 2020

Drink-assist

An unwarranted drink of all or some of someone's, like your significant other or relatives, beverage.

When someone else drinks some or all your beverage before you can.

He poured the last of the lemonade and gave me a drink-assist and stared at me blankly.

by G Longfella June 26, 2023

anal assist

when a guy is plowing a girl and his homie pulls up and goes in for the anal assist

don't worry dawg I got you with the ~anal assist~ (said in a cod voice similar to "insta kill")

by angstyjuul May 07, 2021