teaching assistant

a FOB graduate student that cannot afford graduate school, so they help teach an undergraduate college class in exchange for free tuition.

They are often very knowledgeable about the topic that they teach, but are absolutely incompetent when it comes to teaching it due to their inability to speak to speak English fluently.

teaching assistant: ok, I wecmnd you use matrab, na mapre. if use mapre, open de sheet, and you see de sheet, and you type commands. I herp if you need herp.

by OlegTheGreat March 30, 2009

Assimilation

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they become involved in this reproduction ritual to bring young into the world.

Young boy: Daddy, where did I come from?
Father: ASSIMILATION.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they assimilate and kids are born.

by MattsyKun September 28, 2011

gang assist

When a gang come together and to fight for what’s right or to fight the rivals they share.

We have to start a gang assist and work together in order to get what we want or what we need.

by Whatyouneedtoknow April 2, 2020

Mr. Escamillia's assigments

Bruh bruh bruh these take like 6 hours. I want to die when doing them bruh bruh bruh.

Also, please accept this for the memes?
Pog? Pog.

Mr. Escamillia's assigments are so aids i want to die

by MICABUCKET HYPE October 8, 2020

The 'Vampire's Assistant'

just like 'Twilight', its an insult to all vampires and films. basically its about a kid who wants to have more than just a normal life, so decides to go with his friend to this circus full dumbfucks and duechebags who say the most dumbest shit and do the most stupid-ass things. so they meet a guy named 'cirque du freak' (or 'cirque du fuck') who's secretly a vampire, and wants someone to aid him in the war against humans. so to sum it up, the characters are gay, the plot is horrible, and the film is peice of shit that should've never been made! it should be titled 'vampire's ASSistant'!

dracula vs. cirque du freak...

cirque du freak: OMG! my film was so good! i'm so happy i hug myself!

dracula: fuck you! the 'vampire's assistant' sucked ass! get the fuck outta here you fag!!

by AMERICANBANK$TA November 3, 2009

assisted

When you just finished having sex. You were assisted.

hey John, I just was assisted for Randy, she is a nice assisting woman.

by WHY February 1, 2016

Assist Trophies

The premise of Super Smash Bros. It is cleverly disguised by Nintendo characters in an orgy.

Godammit, fucking blue pikmin again!!! Give me cranky kong, assholes!!!!

Billy :"I just unlocked all the Assist Trophies yesterday, without hax"
Bobo :"Dude, calm down"

by Dr.Dildo February 8, 2017