An assel is a tassel spun or twirled by a performer on their behind. Not to be confused with a 'tassel' commonly used by burlesque performers on their breasts. 'Ass' + 'Tassel' + 'Assel'.
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A person with chemically-grown yellow hair, orange skin and a fat ass who "thinks" he's a stable genius but is in fact a volatile imbecile. An assclown believes he is adored by the masses when, in fact, the masses are laughing at him behind his back.
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2- a graduate of the university of tennessee
2- a graduate of the university of tennessee
yes assclown, i would be happy to bring your day-glo orange prison jumpsuit wearing cousin humping ass another lemon for your fat-ass overmedicated undereducated precious wife's sweet tea.
by richard todd July 16, 2008
Get the assclown mug.Websters dictionary defines Assaloid as a persone how resembles or retain mongoloid (retard) qualities, tendency and mannerisms, and how is also acting like or being an ass (asshole).
1:Stop hogging the remote you f...... assaloid.
2:That's the last time i borrow five bucks to that assaloid.
3:Hey. you diden't leave any toiletpaper you assaloid
And:
Hey assaloid, stop being an assaloid.
2:That's the last time i borrow five bucks to that assaloid.
3:Hey. you diden't leave any toiletpaper you assaloid
And:
Hey assaloid, stop being an assaloid.
by kjetil ac June 4, 2006
Get the Assaloid mug.A forest located in a town called Swayze. Assalot is home to many rare species, including the ever popular Beargina. Many have tried to spacedock the Beargina of Assalot but few have succeeded. Assalot is the birthplace of the Chocolate Sock Olympics held the weekend of October the 16th.
Guy- "Hey buddy, what are you up to this weekend"
Buddy- "I'm off to Camp Assalot to try and find me some sweet Beargina to spacedock"
Guy- "Sweet I hear the Beargina is ripe this time of year. Are you gonna enter the Chocolate Sock Olympics?"
Buddy- "I was thinking about it but I have wingarrea."
Buddy- "I'm off to Camp Assalot to try and find me some sweet Beargina to spacedock"
Guy- "Sweet I hear the Beargina is ripe this time of year. Are you gonna enter the Chocolate Sock Olympics?"
Buddy- "I was thinking about it but I have wingarrea."
by Beargina October 7, 2009
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