assfuck

for full definition, look under "dumbfuck" or "shitfuck"

you are an assfuck
i hate you, you assfucker

by you suck dumbfuck November 11, 2002

HTTP-ASSAULT

HTTP= Hyper Text Transfer Protocol.(information between servers and browsers)
ASSAULT= A violent attack.

Ambushing someone on MSN messenger by sending them a URL link and suggesting that it is something they will want to view. However it is actually something abominabley repulsive, leaving them in complete bewilderment and disappointment.

*****MSN CONVERSATION WITH AN HTTP-ASSAULT*******

Todd: Sup Barney, check out this pic of the hottie that Josh is bang'n.... www.lemonparty.org

Barney: Sweet, I gotta see this!!!

***TWO Minutes Later***

Barney: Fuck you man, I didnt wanna see that shit, you asshole, that was nasty! I was 1/2 way thru eating this big tub of cottage cheese too, and now i lost my appetite! You fag!

Todd: pwn3d :) :) :)

by M Dogg August 16, 2006

Assfat

The fat, on an ass. Often, used as an insult, to replace fatass.

You've got assfat!
Jennifer: Stop it, assfat!
Tony: I'm not that fat, am I? :(

by Abbriele August 24, 2007

assfail

when you try to take a crap, but it wont come out, and you make odd noises that scare everyone around you.

Billy had an assfail right before his history test. Poor kid.

by van ultima January 30, 2005

Assfidence

A woman with both great admiration for her booty's appearance and an eagerness to put it on display.

Janet wears only the tightest jeans; that girl's got assfidence.

by Jogglers March 25, 2009

assault weapon

A broad term usually used by the left to describe all guns, or more specifically guns that are modern and have black coloring to them. This can also be influenced by gun attachments.

Getting rid of Assault Weapons will just cause more gun related injuries in America.

by The-Virginity-Expert July 17, 2018

assbunnies

The fuzzies you get in your ass crack from your underwear (or lack there of).

Bill: Hey bro, what's happening?
Reggie: Not much, just picking my assbunnies.
Bill: Man I hate assbunnies. I one time had an assbunny that was the size of a marble.

by AliceBobCarol October 11, 2011