A complete moron. One who cannot contribute anything useful to a legitimate coversation. A person who is so oblivious to his/her surrounding that their head might as well be up thier fucking ass.
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1. The pronunciation that many people from Appalachia use when saying “ice water“.
2. Aqueous hydrogen sulfide that smells like rotten eggs from putrefied organic matter in your well or a build-up of the gas in your hot water heater.
2. Aqueous hydrogen sulfide that smells like rotten eggs from putrefied organic matter in your well or a build-up of the gas in your hot water heater.
Customer: Do you serve Coke products?
Waitress: Sorry hun, we only have sweet tea, Mountain Dew, and asswater right now.
Customer: -looks confused-
Wow, this place is great except for the asswater that comes out of the tap! I can’t wait to bathe in that!
Waitress: Sorry hun, we only have sweet tea, Mountain Dew, and asswater right now.
Customer: -looks confused-
Wow, this place is great except for the asswater that comes out of the tap! I can’t wait to bathe in that!
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Get the Asswater mug.Typing in how long it is to get to Germany from the United States, America is shocked as the computer tells him to "swim across the Atlantic Ocean".
Burger addict: so uh, what were we talking about?
Tea addict: that's not a question…and we were talking about Germany
Burger addict: *looks at a map of the U.S.*
Burger addict: how long will it take to get there by car?
Tea addict(annoyed): look at a world map
Burger addict: what do you mean, this is a world map!
Burger addict: fine, if you won't tell me, I'll just ask Google Maps! He'll tell me how to get there on top of how long it'll take!
Tea addict: we can't google stuff in 1942, you asshat!
Burger addict: watch how it's done, loser! Going from America..to Germany! I do what I want, biyaatch!
Burger addict: so uh, what were we talking about?
Tea addict: that's not a question…and we were talking about Germany
Burger addict: *looks at a map of the U.S.*
Burger addict: how long will it take to get there by car?
Tea addict(annoyed): look at a world map
Burger addict: what do you mean, this is a world map!
Burger addict: fine, if you won't tell me, I'll just ask Google Maps! He'll tell me how to get there on top of how long it'll take!
Tea addict: we can't google stuff in 1942, you asshat!
Burger addict: watch how it's done, loser! Going from America..to Germany! I do what I want, biyaatch!
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