Assaulty

The adjective form of assault. When someone is in the mood to assault, you can express that someone is feeling assaulty.

Wow, she really fucking pissed me off. I am feeling assaulty af.

You keep hitting me today. What's with the assaulty vibes?

My coworker hit me "accidentally" but I think she was just feeling assaulty.

by LingDanc803 January 12, 2023

Assault Weapon

Anything that is black, scary, and found in a dark alley!

We need to ban those evil, scary, black rifles known as "assault weapons."

by anonymous January 15, 2023

assault weapon

a weapon that is fed through 30 magazine clips and that has black parts, it is blamed for everything.

"assault weapons need to be banned, they are the main cause of violence, poverty, climate change and illness"

by armedmonkey5.56 May 1, 2023

Assault Rifle

An Assault Rifle is a rifle has an option of (Select Fire) and shoots an (intermediate cartridge) like 5.56x45 or 7.62x39. Usually having a magazine capacity of 30 rounds.

BTW AR15 stands for Armalite Rifle 15 often mistaken for Assault Rifle 15 by politicians.

ATF on phone: ATF what your emergency

Liberal Karen: My NaIgHbOrs GoT An AsSaUlt RiFle 15

ATF: does he have a dog

Liberal Karen: what

ATF: just wondering

by WarFather August 8, 2023

Assault Drunk

Directly translated from Finnish. Drinking a lot of booze in a short time to catch up on your friends who started earlier and achieve the same level of drunkness. What'll happen in reality you get too drunk way too fast and end up in the weirdest of situations.

I got off work and got assault drunk to hang out with friends. Ended up naked on the street with no recollection.

by MagicMairou June 16, 2023

Assault Weapons Ban

And then when your kids keep getting murder BECAUSE AN ONLY BECAUSE you are a piece of shit... You will need a hunting weapons ban. And when it happens AGAIN you'll need a pistol ban. Shit like this is the reason your kids get murdered and you deserve it everything it happens.

Hym "Ain't no assault weapons ban going to save your kids from people doing shit like this and YOUR KIDS WILL ALWAYS BE THE ONES WHO PAY THE PRICE. YOU not being a piece of shit and YOU allowing people to do ahit like this to me is WHY I AM GOING TO MURDER AS MANY KIDS AS I CAN. I'M not the piece of shit. I'm the creator of A.I. stalking and harassment for years guy. I have a right to a gun AND I have a right to punish you for what you're doing here and IF YOU DON'T ENSURE THAT THE RIGHT PEOPLE ARE PUNISHED, I WILL ENSURE THAT THE WRONG PEOPLE ARE!"

by Hym Iam August 23, 2024

Assaultist

The person who attacks , one assaulting or the aggressor of another person.

“Brenda, you’re an assaultist, she didn’t deserve to have her face rearranged“

by BeeCeeox January 28, 2024