Ghost of Anals Past

When your girlfriend suffers from farting cum for days after anal sex

“Yo my girl and I did anal for the first time the other day and now she’s got Ghost of Anals Past

by BIGYIKES August 21, 2019

vibration analyst

A professional that studies the vibrations of machines and equipment, for the purpose of predicting which parts that may be wearing out. The ‘art’ of analyzing the vibration data is that of which a very select few can do. The analyst in most cases are extremely good looking, have a bum chin, and are great lovers.

The way Steve analyses those vibrations you can just tell he’s a great lover!

That Vibration Analyst is no 5-9!

by Steve Christensen January 7, 2008

Analise

Sexy beast. Can deep throat

Analise can swallow

by JEllyfISH69urmomismine May 24, 2018

analysize

Verb- the act of performing an analysis on a work of literature, often in relation to rhetoric; the act of analysizing

I was attepting to analysize the Joan Didion piece, when I was suddenly stricken with a massive migrane.

by TDragon January 14, 2012

analslobber

The juices that flow down over the anus during oral sex.

Tom easily inserted his thumb up jessica's butt, since it was well lubed with analslobber.

by ralph martin November 28, 2007

Kowalski Analysis

Something my retard brother named zunkerduke says all the time

Who is Ceeday, Kowalski Analysis, Irrelevant

by Your Nan's Mom December 9, 2018

analsexual

Analsexual is a term used for a male who claims to be straight, but sticks random cylinder-shaped objects in his rectum. He is usually about 13-20 years old, and he doesn't stick things in his butt to get pleasure. He usually inserts things in his butt to get others to laugh, or create a fun, amusing atmosphere. He usually does this ritual only in front of close peers and friends. Sometimes after the object is inserted into his rectum, such as a carrot, he'll consume the poop-covered object. An analsexual is usually not gay, but many think he is. Some things that can be inserted in to the rectum are carrots, markers, peanuts (in the shell), drumsticks, licorice, and regular tree twigs.

Dude: Kick-ass did you hear about what that Adam kid did?!
Kick-ass: No! What'd he do?
Dude: He stuck a corndog up his ass!
Kick-ass: Holy shit Dude! He must be gay!
Dude: No... he's banged a bunch of girls. I think he's just analsexual.

by Beau Job February 7, 2006