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Albino dog shit

Aged dog shit that has been left out in the sun and turned a white color
person 1-look at the Albino dog shit left on the hot pavment

person2-i can smell that shit from here
by Norte Nigglet Malester May 13, 2011
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albino shart

When you shove cocaine into a persons bumhole and they fart it out. The person who wants the cocaine will then sniff it whilst it's in mid air.
Lucy was desperate for her next cocaine fix, so Bill went ahead with the albino shart.
by MajorasShart September 14, 2013
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Albino Bat

When you have cocaine remnants left in your nose following a three day binge. Often resembling a booger but white.
"Aye bruh, ole boy that came over here you knew he was on that white girl. He had all kind of albino bats in his nose."

"Co-worker. - You have alot of those albino bats. You might want to go clean your nose.

Me. - Note to self. Clean nose after coke."
by JSR1 September 2, 2014
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alaini

A paragon of females. A woman with an unmatched ability to connect with everyone on a unique level and make lifelong friends wherever she goes. A female that breaks the mold of that sex by actually being hilarious. A woman with perfectly balanced boobs and an ass thicker than a bowl of oatmeal despite having a sporty frame. A goddess of the bedroom. A woman who carries herself with a bouncy cadence that often breaks out in shockingly suggestive dance moves. An unattainable and unrealistic model that guys compare their girls to and girls compare themselves to.
A: "Hey man how would you rate that girl's ass? 1 being the Miley Cyrus, 10 being Alaini?"
B:"I'd give it a 3. Definitely bang-able."

Whitney was mad that Jim broke up with her until she found out that it was because he got a date with Alaini. Then Whitney was flattered.

Derek dragged his balls over seven miles of broken light bulbs just to try to show Alaini that he is worthy of licking a toilet seat her juicy booty graced.
by sultanofseeing March 30, 2015
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Acting the Maggot

Phrase originating from Limerick, Ireland. Acting the maggot means acting the fool or the idiot.
Friend 1: Did you hear about Luke last night?
Friend 2: No! What happened?
Friend 1: He got really drunk and started acting the maggot in front of everyone!
by Conzie July 22, 2016
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albino sheep

the adorable albino sheep's name is Near
by Matty L. Near August 7, 2017
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albino slugs

Lines of any drug snorted in powdered form, typically cocaine, ketamine or MDMA.
James, I can hear you rustling that baggie, do us a favour and rack up a couple albino slugs x
by heythatsmylasagna June 30, 2018
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