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Alan Shearer Island

The patch of hair seperate from the rest of the hair on the head of a man in the middle of male pattern baldness. Like a follicular version of the Oxbow lake. Named after Newcastle and England striker Alan Shearer, this term was popularised by radio DJ's Mark and Lard in the late nineties.

Other people sporting the Alan Shearer Island include Jim Robinson from Neighbours and Steve McDonald from Coronation Street.
"If I start loosing my hair I'll just shave it all off. I don't want an Alan Shearer Island"
by Big Jock August 24, 2007
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Alana

Very kind, likes to think outside the box with a confident positive attitude. Is excepting of all kinds of people to be her friend. All the guys want her because of her beautiful red hair. She's will definitely make at least 1 inside joke with you.
Guy1: Man, Alana is so cool!!
Guy2: *walks over to Alana* *does secret handshake*
Guy2: what? Where tight, man
by Peggystore June 24, 2017
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Alanah

Someone who is related to llamas. Someone who is talented in there own way, and is rather quirky. They are very pretty if not on the outside on the in. She is smart however not nerdy. She is very loud and energetic around friends however to strangers she is extremely shy.
Look at that girl dancing with her friends she must be an Alanah.
by Pigs and donkeys. June 8, 2018
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Ajani

Has a big dick get to much pussy makes the girls go crazy if u have him don’t give him up
Ajani has a big dick
by Sandabd September 12, 2019
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Alana

Alana is a pretty ass bitch . She is very fun , hyper , and usually smokes alot of pot . Everybody loves her but she doesnt love everybody. She is very antisocial and barely likes people. Only some hating ass bitches dont like her cause they wish they were her . All the niggas want her cause she a bad ass bitch but too bad they cant cause she boujiee As Hell .
Alana loves food
Alana is a bad ass bitch
by yourfavoritebitchh June 13, 2018
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Alana

To Alana something means to make something completely innocent into something completely perverted.
You are watching a movie. The name Dick Hartman comes on screen, and you hear your friend giggle. You look toward them and say, "Bro, you just Alana'd."
by APHUSUKfanforlife November 9, 2011
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Ajani

Ajani! Literally one of the best people ever. A woman magnet and a friend keeper. He treats everyone not properly but rightfully, he believes in the balance of doing both well in school and socializing, and he befriends all ages. He is adored by his peers, teachers and strangers. He treats his parents with love and care. Many girls like him but he has only on his mind. He is not too athletic but he is very good at poems. He loves playing games and loves going out. He is a party-machine that loves to study! If you get an Ajani keep him tight
by Someone who is not know October 1, 2019
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