PornHub Ads

The most icky thing on the intenet. Most are scams and the others are gross.

Pornhub ads be like: TRY NOT TO CUM! YOU WON'T LAST 20 SECONDS PLAYING THIS ONLINE FAMILY SIMULATOR!

by Prostate obliterator 6000 August 22, 2022

Mychael Ade

The definition of cute / hot. The most amazing guy you will ever meet he is sweet and funny if you ever meet him you should back off because he is MINE.

Me " Hey do you see the guy over there his name is Mychael Ade

Danielle " Ya he is kind of cute

Me " Well back of he is mine.

by Galaxy Puffs puffs December 8, 2019

Kachur-ade

Similar to "Pimp-juice", It is the thing that attracts the ladies.

So I was talking to this girl after school...dude she totally wanted a sip of my Kachur-ade.

by AtR1 December 27, 2007

ade batten

A better looking artist than Ralph Harris!!!

Look at that Neil Buchanan, he's a right fucking Ade Batten!!

by John Badboy Walton February 9, 2004

ad-swipe

When one who has not been invited attempts to gain the address of a party or get together under the pretense that he has lost the details or otherwise been invited.

"Um... I... lost the e-mail... about the party thing... could you just tell me the address and what time its on... and what day..."
"Jo, are you trying to ad-swipe?"

by Fukwit Fred January 17, 2006

ad-boner

What happens when you see a snorg-tees ad.

I can't believe I just got a total ad-boner. I'm still not buying a shirt but that girl is totally showing cameltoe! :)

by lilwangster July 9, 2011

banner ads

Stupid annoying bastards that flash and glow vapidly in the furthest outreach of most websites, frequenting porno sites the most; these will try and get you to buy something stoopid and pointless or join a stoopid and pointless club in order to buy something stoopid and pointless.

Those disco lookin' banner ads are REALLY getting on my nerves. I think I'll throw my monitor out the window now.

by YourCloud July 9, 2003