The portion of the goods or services acquired or earned by children that can be claimed by their parent(s).
Child: Dad, look at all the candy I got for Halloween!
Dad: Cool. Give me your peanut butter cups.
Child: What? Why?
Dad: Parental tax.
Dad: Cool. Give me your peanut butter cups.
Child: What? Why?
Dad: Parental tax.
by Riconator October 30, 2010
Get the parental taxmug. when a large or obses person joins a gym, pays the membership fees, but never goes. this way they dont have to feel guilty about their size in any way.
John: Dude, you dont fit anywhere, you seriously need to lose some weight!
Fat Jim: Hell no, i pay my fat tax!
Fat Jim: Hell no, i pay my fat tax!
by Brutillus January 13, 2008
Get the fat taxmug. The amount of fries taken by your female significant other, after you've already asked her if she was hungry but she insisted she didn't want anything.
Boyfriend: "Babe, stop eating my fries, you said you didn't want any!"
Girlfriend: "Girlfriend tax; I'm not going to eat all of it!"
Girlfriend: "Girlfriend tax; I'm not going to eat all of it!"
by itsonlyaword May 1, 2016
Get the girlfriend taxmug. The extra capital invested in a product simply because the value has been increased due to an unauthorized increase in demand due to hipsters paying top dollar for undeserved items.
Man: I payed 200 bucks for that road bike frame on craigslist.
Man 2: Seems as if you got hit with some hipster tax.
Man 2: Seems as if you got hit with some hipster tax.
by tylerannosaurus June 6, 2009
Get the Hipster Taxmug. The mandatory gratuity American restaurants and bars add to the bill of foreign customers, particularly Europeans, who don't understand or willfully ignore American tipping customs. Also known as the English Tax, Australian Tax, etc.
Bartender 1: Oh shit, another big group of English people. The last time I got stuck serving their kind they stiffed me on a $200 tab.
Bartender 2: Just hit them with the European Tax, dude.
Bartender 2: Just hit them with the European Tax, dude.
by Hubert Cumberdale Jr. April 28, 2011
Get the European Taxmug. An income tax that is a regressive tax taxes individuals with a lower income at a higher rate than those with a higher income.
by Lil Moff Tarkin August 23, 2010
Get the Regressive Taxmug. Hmmm... Did you know that frogs also come in strawberry and chocolate varieties?
Ermmmm £1 bullshit tax please!
They do
Interest rates are rising quickly! BST + VAT that's £1.50
Ok... i was lying
that's a pound then please!
Ermmmm £1 bullshit tax please!
They do
Interest rates are rising quickly! BST + VAT that's £1.50
Ok... i was lying
that's a pound then please!
by darKsparK April 20, 2006
Get the Bullshit Taxmug.