The cost of chatting shit. Lie and you will be charged!
Hmmm... Did you know that frogs also come in strawberry and chocolate varieties?
Ermmmm £1 bullshit tax please!
Interest rates are rising quickly! BST + VAT that's £1.50
Ok... i was lying
that's a pound then please!
To be unfactual. People who don't listen, have ears full of shit and a gobfull too. ie. a bullshitter, non-listener, and a self righteuous w*nkstain.
Him (not naming people!): Look at you drama llama
Me: There is no way i'm a drama llama, shut up! Prove it neway!
Me: What that's not proof
Him: Just look at you
Me: shut up you unfactualistic fuck