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Assassination Fart

When you have to fart and you save it for one purpose. Then after it brews in your rectum for a long enough time you take your position to let the assassination fart out of your brownhole to seek its vengeance on those targeted. This type of fart is specifically classified by its 100% silent release from the rectum and its room clearing and gag inducing capabilities.
As we played Black-Ops Jake decided to plot and execute a strategic assassination fart, he cleared the living room and caused others to drop their controllers causing online deaths and real life gagging and dry heaving.
by ROBOCHAD August 9, 2012
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Assassibait

The act of sneaking up behind your friend and jerking him off before he realizes what is happening.
Josh assassibaited William.
by Kirbstreet February 27, 2015
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consider her assassinated

when someone is so fine you forgo the usual "I'd hit it".
*gorgeous pictures appear on facebook"

Dewd 1: DAAAMN.
Dewd 2: Consider her assassinated.
by Can Doghlan May 29, 2008
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assasins

Guy 1: Look at those assasins!
Guy 2: WTF are assasins? Do you mean Assassins?
by Reincarnator May 5, 2007
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anal assasin

a man who fucks you in the ass without the courtesy to lube up first.
i totaly watched this anal assasin go to town on this guy.

jim is an anal assasin.
by doogy man April 4, 2006
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assassin1445

A creepy old man who plays runescape to get to little boys and convice them to "visit" his home, and "play" runescape on his super computer that he built from his wheelchair.
Assassin1445: Hi, how old are you?
Anonymous child: 11
Assassin1445: I made a super computer want to come see it?
Anonymous child: yea!
Assassin1445: Where do you live? I can come pick you up.
Anonymous child: Richmond,Virginia
Assassin1445: I'll meet you at wal*mart in the parking lot.
Anonymous child: what do you look like? How do i know its you?
Assassin1445: Look for a black dodge ram diesel truck in the back lot.
Anonymous child: meet you there!
Assassin1445: okay...
by Anonymous Childs' Mother April 30, 2005
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Assassins Brotherhood

1. n (uh-sas-SIN-s bruh-ther-HOOD) An organisation of assassins that grew from the Middle-Eastern Levantine Order of Hashashin (Assassins). The Brotherhood spread into many parts of Europe by the Age of Renaissance (1400-present), and eventually into the Americas shortly before the American Revolution. It differs from the Order in that members are inducted instead of being born into the organisation. The Brotherhood also helped spread the Renaissance through their ideal of free thought.

Assassins are renowned for their signature weapon, the hidden blade.

The Brotherhood was led into the 16th century by Ezio Auditore da Firenze, an Italian-born assassin who took into the Brotherhood as a child of seventeen after the murder of his father and two brothers. The execution was ordered by the spanish Templar Grandmaster Roderic Llançol i de Borja, who later became Pope Alexander VI. It was revealed that Ezio's father Giovanni was an Assassin.

The Brotherhood (and, indeed, the ancient Order) is opposed by the Knights Templar (now known as Abstergo, inc.) because of their ideals of equality and free thought. They will continue to fight against the subjugation and power of the Templar until they attain victory.

Notable members include:

Altaïr ibn La'ahad

Ezio Auditore da Firenze

Edward Kenway

Haytham Kenway

Ratonhnhaké:ton (Connor Kenway)

Desmond Miles

Subject 16

"Vittoria agli Assassini."

-Ezio Auditore da Firenze, Gran Maestro dei Assassini
Assassin: Buongiorno, Maestro. I am new to the Assassins Brotherhood and was wondering about what it means to be an assassin.
Ezio: Ah, buongiorno my brother. Being an assassin means that you have sworn an oath to impede the accursed Templars and uphold our beliefs of equality and free thought.
Assassin: Thank you, Maestro.
by Shawn Hastings December 2, 2013
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