asshat

Imagine the in-between look of a baseball cap when it isn't curved or flat. After someone has sat on it, it is a hat that's had ass on it BUT if you wear that hat then you, my friend, are an asshat 100%.
It's works 2 different ways! ;)

Will came over yesterday wearing the asshat that his buddy gave him. That's nasty af, what an asshat! He is really something else!

by dont313mess June 22, 2025

asshat

a shrude talking hat that shouts mean names

Hat: Yo B-otch your a nasty
Woman: :'( your an asshat!

by HuggiePanda August 21, 2008

Asshat

Asshat is another word for Asshole. It's very useful for creative insults.

Go get a life asshat.

by Samuelm890 January 6, 2024

Asshatness

The behaviour exuded from someone who is considered to be an ass hat.

The game was broken because of his blatant asshatness.

by Dia1 April 28, 2021

Asshat

Marla

Did you see her being an Asshat ?

by cuck507 May 31, 2020

Asshat

An asshat is someone who isn't worthy of the title "asshole", so they put their hole on their hat therefore making them an asshat.

"______ (name), don't be a fricking asshat"

Similar funny quote:
"______ (name), get your head out of your ass it isn't an ass.

by Omnomcookies February 3, 2015

Alabama Asshat

Folks from Alabama, usually in the 30+ banter on Kik. They try to be as mean as possible to make themselves feel better, but they're all a bunch of fucktards.

Zack is an Alabama Asshat

by TBM1371 May 13, 2024