Asfand

A very eggy fart


(Basically the worst fart you will of ever smelt)

Loud mouth: "Erghhhhhhh gas masks on people, she's done an Asfand !!"

by Holagon February 18, 2009

Asface Syndrome

The condition in which a person exhibits symptoms of Asberger's Syndrome, but over a social networking site

i.e. Facebook

Nathan: My grandma just commented on that picture we took of that horse penis, but her comment was completely unrelated and awkward..

Alizah: Serious case of Asface Syndrome...

by Asface August 18, 2011

Asfe-Molenkai

It is derived from the latin term 'SafeMoleMonkey'.
It now means to piss into the wind.

Any man who has made the mistake of defecating into a more than mild breeze.
Then they sub-conciously mutter "Asfe-Molenkai" under their breath.

by Conse August 18, 2008

asfixia

The act of restraining another persons ability to breath dureing sexual intercourse and or sexual situations chokeing and or squeezinf of the neck to prevent oxygen flow to the brain wich can increase the feeling of sexual pleasure for some

VERY DANGEROUS People acutally die from this

Pronounced Ass-fix-ee-ya

I found out later that night why Amy wore that choker she was totaly into asfixia

by Record keeper April 9, 2007

ASFM

ASFM is a school located in Monterrey Mexico, it's a school that has students from all over the world. While this school may have spoiled brats (which is true.) Not everyone is spoiled and tries learn, study and work.

Boy 1: hey is that ASFM ?

Boy 2: yes thats my school

by MB_69 October 25, 2019

F as F

Fine as Fuck

Damn! Chris is F as F!

by metallovemulisha May 10, 2012

Asfutmsifwffutsh

A word describing American and it's greatness. With it the hight gas prices in the world and corrupt government lead by the Democratic Party. It has made great accomplishments by make the rich richer and keep the poor down by letting in drug dealers in from Mexico. To keep them all high so they don't question there government as they slowly f*** them all over. was best described by president joe biden.

Asfutmsifwffutsh best describes America.

by Donald J Trump jr June 23, 2022