Alfie

Alfie is definitely a man that gives off big dick energy. He is gentle and kind but is a devil under the sheets. If you have an Alfie, keep him.

“Who is he? Do you see that thing poking out his joggers.”
“That’s ALFIE!”

by Bobtheminion October 3, 2022

alfie murphy

Alfie Murphy is an annoying cretin

Oh no it’s alfie Murphy

by Glynn hurst defender October 18, 2019

Alfie

very silly guy. His daily activities consist of farting constantly ad it STINKS. He also burps, stinky guy. smelllllyyyyyy

did you see that guy? He's definitely an ALFIE
How did you know?
Can't u smell his arse?

by DylanPleaseBustInMe January 28, 2024

Alfie

He can never find his water bottle

It was Sam! Alfie

by DooDEDA January 14, 2020

Alfie

Alfie is a blonde boy with a massive cock, usually on a Wednesday evening he goes to the local charity shop and donates millions of pounds, he owns 15 Lamborghini’s and 19 Ferrari’s.

Alfie’s favourite tasks usually involve donating money to charity, helping old ladies across the road and paying for people’s cancer treatment

Hey, do you know alfie?

Yeah, the bible should be re-wrote about him

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Alfie martin

Name of someone who is very intelligent and a very good lucking man

Who can hate Alfie martin

by A1233 July 2, 2022

Alfie

All Alfie's are pro mountain bikers.
They shred the gnar every single day. The coolest person in the group, they are probably a spastic and have a screw loose.

Alfie is such a spastic

by Autisticsclub69 November 15, 2022