Ali

loves colour so much he sticks markers up his butt for pleasure

Ali: *sticks marker up butt*
Everyone: nooooo that was the best flavour now it smells like crap

by RaptorXTS February 12, 2019

Ali

A girl that’s brain doesn’t fully function causing problems in motor skills and functioning. An Ali is usually really scrawny and missing their ass. Ali’s have brown hair and brown eyes.

Dude 1: is she retarted?

Dude 2: nah that’s just an Ali

by Turkey#2 June 5, 2018

Ali

Garbanzo beans

Look at that dumpster, it's so garbanzo beans. Just like Ali. Trash.

My AP Lit teacher's first name is Alexandra but she calls herself Ali, and she a bitch. That first period class is garbanzo beans.

by Small Oof May 7, 2019

ali

ali is a loyal girl who will always stay true to her friends and s/o all the time. no matter what. she is so kind and you can tell her anything. some people dont like her but they dont know what they are missing.

i know its surprising, but ali is my best friend

by hiiiiiimthebestpersonever February 5, 2020

Ali

Ali is the embodiment of the word gay. Everything he does and says will always have a hidden gay agenda. He also enjoys indulging in underage women much like our president, Donald Trump.

Ali is a fag.

by Zayd is the greatest June 1, 2020

Ali

Ali is an amazing friend. She will always be there for you whenever you need her. She is a great girlfriend and she can get jealous at times.

Girl 1: " I have a question."
Girl 2: "Yea. What's up?"
Girl 1: "The other day you said you have a best friend. Who is it?"
Girl 2: "Oh, yea. Her name is Ali. She is an amazing friend. You should get a friend like her."

by @yourgirlperfectbody December 17, 2018

Ali

An absolute cunt his parents consider him as an accident and he is the guy with the tiny dick but talks a lot to act like he a big dude

Dude that guy at the market is such an Ali.

by Raptor XD June 7, 2019