by brandi-charity July 11, 2008
When a penis gets hard from merely being in the same vicinity as a woman, even when there is no sexual cue whatsoever.
Similar to the sensors in sci-fi movies getting set off when another space ship comes into range.
Similar to the sensors in sci-fi movies getting set off when another space ship comes into range.
She gave her boyfriend a hello hug at the restaurant. He covertly put her hand on his hard on. She laughed and said "proximity alert!"
by Vikyliz January 01, 2012
Some sort of indicator that a person is a dick before they do or say something that clearly proves that they are a dick. It could be a subtle statement or act or anything else that isn't overt, but hints that the person will later prove without a doubt that they are a dick.
by Jugs455 November 23, 2009
An alert issued to warn the public of an insane adult woman who is likely to attack people with feces and besmirch people's reputations
by metrolexicographer July 05, 2022
the time when a ballgame that you are watching becomes really exciting, usually in football or basketball as the clock begins to tick down during the fourth quarter; the climax of a sporting event.
Marv Albert on your tv- "lebron james with a fade-away three, and the crowd erupts! lakers and cavs now tied in the fourth!"
stoned/drunk guy on couch- "yeah man, looks like a DANK GAME ALERT!"
stoned/drunk guy on couch- "yeah man, looks like a DANK GAME ALERT!"
by angus burlgar September 29, 2009
When a snow storm (winter warning) is coming and people go out and buy Milk, Eggs, and Bread at the grocery store.
Jack: Did you see the news? Were going to get a foot of snow.
Emily: No, I better go to the store and get food.
Jack: Guess it's just another French Toast Alert.
Emily: No, I better go to the store and get food.
Jack: Guess it's just another French Toast Alert.
by Nardog February 05, 2010
The shortened version of Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2. This is the second game in the Red Alert universe, taking place years after the first conflict with the Axis and Allies. New technology has since been invented, thus making both sides far more formitable than before.
Abbreviation: RA2
Abbreviation: RA2
by Joseph D. Collins May 01, 2005