Toyota

Nerds. No more no less.

Toyota: We don’t want our cars being involved in illegal street racing.
Need For Speed: pffftt... nerds.

by Justicewithtacosandweed November 25, 2019

toyota

a vehicle used by islamic terrorists (in syria, iraq and libya) and african armies (toyota war)

muhammad loves a toyota

by hugedickrandy August 17, 2025

Toyota Driver

All Toyota/Lexus drivers share one braincell. They can be typically seen camping in the left/passing lane. Toyota drivers are generally unaware of their surroundings, driving erratically and slow. Their vehicles sometimes have a dent on the rear bumper from going too slow or being terrible at maneuvering parking lots, rather common on Camrys.

When a Toyota driver decides to sell their vehicle, they think it's worth its weight in gold and list it way too high; a prime example of this is the Land Cruiser.

Man, what's holding the left lane up? Of course it's a Toyota driver!

by HockeyBinge January 13, 2025

Toyota Will Cypha

The official car of having bootleg Windows 98 installed on its infotainment screen, being remotely controlled with a phone, and having a literal shoe as a mascot.

If you drive this, you're either 65 years old, or 25 with no soul

You're actually here?!

A: "Why the hell does it look like it has no soul?"
B: "Who? The owner or the car?"
A: "Well, it's a Toyota Will Cypha, so both!"

by cyphalvr January 24, 2022

toyota terrified

Noun: also know as a Toyota Yaris, often travelling well under the speed limit.

I was late for work because I got stuck behind a "Toyota Terrified" when the traffic lights turned green and the driver panicked and didn't know what to do next.

by Firebird89 October 10, 2020

Toyota Prius C

Worst car ever made. I want to pit manuver one so badly. I hate all prius compacts

Annabelle: I drive a Toyota Prius C!

Me asf: pit manuvers it

by adrianjin07 July 12, 2024

Mk4 Toyota Supra

10 Year old kid: It’s the fastest car in history because of the 2JZ-GTE, it comes from factory with 10000000 horsepower and can smoke Lamborghinis and Bugattis. It also can go into space and shoot lasers out of its headlights.

In Reality: Makes 321 horsepower and is only famous because people make it go fast in a straight line.

Car Wash Employee: “Is that a Mk4 Toyota SUPRAAAAAA”

by dissingAllCars_cuzcan March 13, 2024