Mississippi Prickly pear

When a porcupine spikes the head of your penis with its spikes and the tip becomes purple and spiky

Yo did you hear about Joe Rogan, He got a Mississippi Prickly Pear last weekend when he was hunting.

by DildoSchwaggins1886abolisher March 31, 2024

do the pears

Move to apartments. Also means literally do the pears.

Dude, I'm gonna do the pears.

by Garfield135 September 21, 2007

uncle pear

uncle pear is a type of sexually attractive mii game character from the wii u. created by two fine young girls in 2020, uncle pear is often remarked to have large bosoms and a oversized ass. he has fought many battles, but the hardest battle he fought was when his creators, disowned him. we now all stand against the uncle pear erasure. he was a real celebrity to the younger generations hearts, and many fight for his return to the gaming life.

suncle pear will smash yew in tos feight tour derth

by wiiuwrites January 16, 2025

sweaty pears

Fat and sweaty fingers smelt like pears from a girl's vagina

Man those are some sweaty Pears there bro, you must've hit that real quick

by Tashley Balls December 03, 2016

Pear tree

A person who is more talented at something than most people.

“Dude that is so cool! Even I don’t know how to do that!”
“I don’t know what so say man, I guess I’m just a pear tree.”

by anxi3_t3a October 21, 2021

Pear Jawn

A Korean-pear flavored water-ice called TankBoy usually stored in flexible plastic tube-like bottle. It is very sweet and taste exactly like Korean-pears.

Next time, I'm going to H-Mart by myself so I can eat all five pear jawns by myself.

by reyalpratiug April 25, 2011

Pear salad

When you cut up pieces of fruit (ideally pears), stuff them up your ass, and shit them into a good friend's mouth.

Yo, I was at Rebecca's house last night when she was having a house party. She was doing a pear salad and I got a heaping spoonfull

by pearsalad December 06, 2023