Jackson Melvin

If a guy has this name you know whats going down. hes bringing a 20 gauge to a knife fight and if hes drunk he will put a sniper scope on it.

Jackson Melvin! You shot Hudson! It was just a pillow fight you dip

by shaqiqi February 9, 2022

Melvin

Melvin is a "kanker mogool" with a 1000 extra chromosomes.

Omg bas you're such a fucking Melvin.

by SmiteCamps May 6, 2019

Melvin

A goof, a moron, a retard.

"did you see Jameis Winston eating a W?"
"Yeah, guy a total Melvin."

by Moe Funk April 1, 2024

Wet Melvin

Similar to a “Wet Willy,” a Wet Melvin is the act of licking one’s hand and smearing it down someone’s face.

“I swear she’s gonna get a Wet Melvin if she keeps pissing me off”

“Giving him a Wet Willy would be too nice. He’s getting a Wet Melvin”

by robbiekates November 1, 2017

Melvin

Melvin will probably be your best friend forever, He might be annoying and act gay but he is loyal and can make you laugh.

??: Melvin is a good friend
.-.: Yep

by anonymous March 14, 2022

Melvin

Youtube is MelvinTube. The smartest person in this world, and is the best at MMA

Wow its Melvin over there, can we get his autograph?

by MelvinTubeYT December 20, 2020

Melvin

Melvin a small and annoying person in the world is fuckin small and fucking annoying

fukin 1 in and melvin is small

by melvin is small April 5, 2022