When you buy a piece of crap used truck, and it costs more money to fix everything, than the original price of the truck
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Get the Toyota Tim mug.The DEFINITION of 4x4, and the automotive equivalent of a chameleon. In the Middle East, Southeast Asia, and much of Africa - show up in one of these, and everyone will know you're rich, potentially royalty and potentially bought it using blood money. In Europe? Nonexistent, unless you count the Prado. In the US? Either stealth wealth WASPs or overlanding bros who treat it like an expensive 4Runner. In Japan? A more niche product, and the canvas for some Midnight Club-level builds. In Australia? The undisputed King of the Outback, mate. Available as either a "station wagon" currently in the 300-series, or a no-nonsense 4x4/pickup in the form of the 70-series. One of Japan's most iconic vehicular exports and quite possibly one of the most reliable vehicles on planet earth. This thing will take you anywhere and will not leave you stranded. Many SUVs come close - the Nissan Patrol, Land Rover Range Rover, and Mercedes-Benz G-Wagen are all fantastic SUVs, but the Land Cruiser is in a league of its own. There's a reason why everyone from the UN to ISIS uses these bad boys. You can get one in complete barebones GX spec or fully loaded Sahara spec - making it the Japanese equivalent to an F-series or RAM truck (although much more reliable.) A strong contender for the most badass vehicle on earth.
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Get the Toyota Prius mug.1. A van made by Toyota which has 6 generations, the 5th gen is the WORST GENERATION EVER AND THE WORST TOYOTA PRODUCT EVER!!!! because of its bad interior quality (STOP JUDGING ANY CHRYSLER MOPAR PRODUCTS IN THE 2000s, CUZ TOYOTAS INTERIOR IS WAY WORST) the dashboard is flimsy, the base models have no headrests, some of the vans with manuals have NO TACHOMETER which is STUPID for a commercial vehicle. And its SWB versions have absolutely no legroom space, and countries like the Caribbean and some Asian and African countries uses them as buses, which makes them the worst vehicle to use as a public transit (aside from their reliability)
2. Something that is bad quality
3. A sexual act similar to the shocker or the “mini-van”, or “Chrysler town and country” is where 3 fingers are inserted into the vagina, since these vans can seat 3 up front like a truck, and 15 fingers in the butt-hole, or you can fit 20 fingers in the anus since in the Caribbean where they will try to cramp 20 people in these vans
2. Something that is bad quality
3. A sexual act similar to the shocker or the “mini-van”, or “Chrysler town and country” is where 3 fingers are inserted into the vagina, since these vans can seat 3 up front like a truck, and 15 fingers in the butt-hole, or you can fit 20 fingers in the anus since in the Caribbean where they will try to cramp 20 people in these vans
1 A. Bruh this soccer mom’s 2011 Toyota hiace interior is falling apart, making look like it exist more than 30 years
B. Man these hiaces are awful, rode on one in St Vincent, they had absolutely no legroom and it’s a pain in the ass to come out from sardine pack vans
C. Man I hate these H200 hiaces, I wish they can somehow come to the USA and someone places these vans onto a track and let an Amtrak GE Genesis P42DC and/or CSX or BNSF EMD GP38-2 Ran over these terrible Piece of shits
2 A, Bruh this McDonald’s cheeseburger is so Toyota HiAce
B, Amy: OMG these Samsung Galaxy phone is Toyota hiace quality,
Hannah: why?
Amy: yesterday i bought the phone brand new and its cover is peeing like an 8 year old phone and also the screen cracked .
Amy: that’s why I will never get a Samsung.
3A, I give that sexy chick a Toyota HiAce and she said that she love it especially 15 fingers in her ass.
B, last night at the strip club my boyfriend gave me the Toyota HiAce and I hate it cuz my asshole hurts with these 20 fingers 😫😫😫
B. Man these hiaces are awful, rode on one in St Vincent, they had absolutely no legroom and it’s a pain in the ass to come out from sardine pack vans
C. Man I hate these H200 hiaces, I wish they can somehow come to the USA and someone places these vans onto a track and let an Amtrak GE Genesis P42DC and/or CSX or BNSF EMD GP38-2 Ran over these terrible Piece of shits
2 A, Bruh this McDonald’s cheeseburger is so Toyota HiAce
B, Amy: OMG these Samsung Galaxy phone is Toyota hiace quality,
Hannah: why?
Amy: yesterday i bought the phone brand new and its cover is peeing like an 8 year old phone and also the screen cracked .
Amy: that’s why I will never get a Samsung.
3A, I give that sexy chick a Toyota HiAce and she said that she love it especially 15 fingers in her ass.
B, last night at the strip club my boyfriend gave me the Toyota HiAce and I hate it cuz my asshole hurts with these 20 fingers 😫😫😫
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