A useless piece of shit who resembles munters across the world. He is usually the kind of guy who would fist a dog just for the pleasure of doing so. Tendancies are, having long hair, smelling of a bag of dead cats, looking like a frozen scrotum and reasonably tall. He enjoys gaming however he is very poor at the majority of games, other than Call Of Duty, he is just above average however usually with a very low K/D ratio.
by That Jewish Guy March 26, 2012
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by Big bad adam sannn February 23, 2017
The act of wanting to die by any means. Wether it’s by a spitfire, in a hole or simply not waking up in the morning
by Norwich city center November 24, 2022
Undoubtedly the best bowler ( bowling) in the world. From Britan. His oversized phisyce dosent stop him from getting them strikes. Equipted with specially made shoes. Some use his name when someone has bowled like a boss.
Cameron:Ow yes my dad bought me and you ticket to watch Lewis Hoffman play
Harris: YAAS the legend himself! I've always wanted to see them shoes in action.
WELL DONE JIMMY. YOUR GOOD AT BOWLING. YOUR BASICALLY LEWIS HOFFMAN!
ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL BOWL. THAT'S A LEWIS HOFFMAN
Harris: YAAS the legend himself! I've always wanted to see them shoes in action.
WELL DONE JIMMY. YOUR GOOD AT BOWLING. YOUR BASICALLY LEWIS HOFFMAN!
ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL BOWL. THAT'S A LEWIS HOFFMAN
by T.Barker🌵🌟 October 31, 2017
CEO of USPS. Make an incomprehensible amount of money. USPS is by far the worst postal service in the world.
Did you see Thomas Lewis house? It’s like a square mile long! I heard he makes 700 MILLION DOLLARS EVERY SECOND!!!
by ZachariahSaliva September 08, 2020
CEO of USPS. Makes an incomprehensible amount of money. USPS is definitely the worst postal service in the world.
by ZachariahSaliva September 18, 2020