Cascade Failure

When you cough and then shart

Damn, that mixed kebab last night was really good. I nearly did a cascade failure.

by shittyunderpants777 November 10, 2024

Failure

those things you call children

Failure

by Kian the Moron July 15, 2023

Failure

What I am

My inner thoughts: hey you! Your a complete failure you waste of oxygen

Me: woah thank you mind! I didn’t know that.

by KAKKSKS January 11, 2022

Miserable Failure

The 2011 Boston Red Sox

Marvin partnered up with Alicia in a Mixed Doubles Tennis match against Graham and Evelyn, they led 6-0 5-0 40-0, but lost the match 6-0, 5-7, 0-6, what a miserable failure!

by PhoenixGamer34 July 24, 2021

Piano Failures

When you wanna quit Piano Lessons but your mom says no so you secretly hire a "Piano Failure" to slowly help you lose your skill until its physically impossible to play the Piano so your mom lets you quit.

I want a Piano Failures

by Tannon+Eli February 14, 2022

Failure Fart

When a machine or device violently explodes unexpectedly, it creates a huge toxic plume of smoke, chemicals, and shrapnel.

OMG, Jerry... did you see that Elon's Starship rocket just exploded and made a big ol massive Failure Fart?

by SKULLYARD January 17, 2025

A Failure

Elizabeth

She’s more a failure than Steven He

by Nballard December 14, 2021