Twat blossom

An all around bitch who acts like the nicest person to walk this planet and says everything with a condescending tone.

This woman was such a twat blossom, I wanted to punch her in her face and bake her a pie at the same time.

by Queendoom2016 April 11, 2016

Blossom

Associates with the most beautiful girls in the world

Her name is Blossom

by I.am.a.god January 7, 2023

Turd Blossom

Turd Blossom is a made up word from a thirteen year old kid who is best friends with the kid who created beanstab (look it up on the urban dictionary) Turd Blossom is a word used as an insult.

Man 1: Hi Jaemie!
Jaemie: Get out of my way you Turd Blossom

by G3T GH05T3D October 31, 2018

bologna blossom

A slang term for a woman’s vagina

“I can’t wait to tongue punch Melissa’s bologna blossom tonight when I get home.”

by TheJollyGreenGiant23 April 30, 2023

Cherry blossom cookie

the most awesome and very sweet very pretty cookie ever in cookie run kingdom

PERFECT WEATHER FOR A PICNIC
“I love cherry blossom cookie, shes the best, awesome, amazing, pretty, beautiful, pretty, sweet, cookie ever”

“Fr”

by iivan1x June 4, 2025

blossom ass

This is a rump so perfect formed and founded by woman wearing spandex or any type of elastic materials

Did you see that blossom ass Kenny?

" Yeah! I couldn't imagine what I'd do with that".

"I couldn't help but to stare at it from underneath the pit."

by Stiffler hysion June 8, 2017

gathering orange blossoms

(aka picking orange blossoms)

1. Saying that someone is searching for a wife.
2. Can also be a fancy way of saying, “Go get/search for a wife.”

The phrase comes from the usage of orange blossoms as wedding decor to symbolize a bride's purity, chastity, and innocence.

1. “Ron is out to go gathering orange blossoms.”

2. “Go pick your orange blossoms!”

by KungFuLambda September 5, 2022