A device commonly used in prison for the prevention of anal rape typically constructed of broken lunch trays fastend to the end of a writing or eating utensils that is then inserted into the anal cavity with the sharp end pointed directly out of the canal.
"Yo, you got dat ass-blade?" "I'll trade you ten cigs for dat ass-blade." "Jimmy, Big Dom come see you last? Yeah, he on it every night by now. Shit, you need to get dat ass-blade."
by Motorboat and a Mohawk February 25, 2014
by JustBobbeh February 11, 2023
A form of “blading”, or inline skating, in which large wheels are connected by a solid metal frame. The sport is quite similar to slalom skating, but with one crucial difference. By identifying themselves as “wizards”, the wizards exclude witches. This has a double meaning, slalom skaters use witches cones, and wizard skaters are insecure middle aged men who are worried they will be perceived as participating in a “woman’s” sport. Despite the misogyny the products themselves are very expensive.
Hey, want to go wizard blading?
Sorry I can’t come wizard blading, because I’m a witch.
I’m the daughter of the witches the wizard bladers didn’t burn.
Sorry I can’t come wizard blading, because I’m a witch.
I’m the daughter of the witches the wizard bladers didn’t burn.
by Bladertariat May 01, 2022
by Anonymous February 08, 2003
A man who claims he is a Boricua and wants to suck major peepee also a great hugger and big spoon in bed
by Clamylamby August 25, 2022
Brendan could feel the uninvited index finger sliding over his taint, it was at this moment he knew he had been Fraser Bladed.
by Mummyoftheyear November 21, 2022
ooooohohoohohoooho im going to blade bonasse you
by spoodertable10000 April 26, 2019