99

Literally the worst age to die at, ever.

You were THAT close to 100.

"My great aunt died yesterday"

"Aw, that sucks. How old was she?"

"99"

"Damn! That's even worse! You mean she couldn't stick around just a little bit longer to get to 100?"

"Ahem."

"...Sorry."

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 10, 2021

99

1) A true hero of the clone war and savior of Tapoka city
2) The amount of balloons it would take to start a nuclear war

1) 99 died defending Tapoka city only for it to be destroyed by his own brothers
2) This is what we've waited for!

This is it, boys, this is war

The president is on the line

As 99 red balloons go by

by udontknowmeidontknowu August 23, 2021

99

This represents the sex and sexual relationship among homosexual people this is an harassing towards LGBTQ community.

john ;- Hey, sean did you know Tin and tale had 99 on bed.

sean;- yes they homos

by billford johnson May 31, 2021

Pet Simulator 99

A game from Roblox, where you just hatch pets and get rarest one's, you can also buy stuff like potions, pets and such more. It is commonly played by kids.

"New Pet Simulator series just dropped, and it's called Pet Simulator 99."

by officalh4mm3r December 8, 2024

you have a 99% chance to get a 99% chance

you need a 99 chance

but you have a 99% chance to get a 99% chance

by PugInARug July 3, 2025

99==999=Faaklse

Is simply not true

iddidiidid 99==999=Faaklse is snssm

by eeiidididiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedik September 12, 2025

Savoury 99

1. A sausage placed inside a cup of baked beans. Giving the impression of a savoury version of a traditional 99 whippy cone.

2. Anal sex

1.

Michael: There you go. As ordered, one cup of beans. And I've put a sausage in and all. So, it's a Michael special.
Alan Partridge: Marvellous. Lovely. It's like, sort of, like a savoury 99.

2. “I gave her the old savoury 99.”

by ScarlettDevice March 4, 2025