January 1st

On New Years 12:00am stand on your car and scream “HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!”

Hey it’s 1 more minute till 12:00amJanuary 1st! Guess what that means........*climbs truck**...... “HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!”

by hersheys October 30, 2019

January 1st

at least it isn't 2020 anymore if it's this day

January 1st means it isn't 2020

by viveishappynow December 27, 2020

January 1st

Well it’s New Years! Time for cozy cloths

Hey why are you wearing jeans?

What?

It’s January 1st!! Wear comfy cloths

by Niczee546 January 02, 2022

December 1st

Unleash the nut you’ve been holding in all month

Hey it’s December 1st. What does that mean you ask? Time to unleash the nut

by Yeet, skeet, delete November 01, 2019

December 1st

a very, very, very important day for all men.

when one finally gets to nut, and let all kids let loose, a day to which the right hand feels more powerful than ever.

However this is only a day for men.

Girls: OMG ITS DECEMBER 1st!! You know what time it is ladies!
men: fuck off, less y’all got dicks

by the power gender November 09, 2019

September 1st

September 1st is slap someone butt that’s named Eli/Elijah/Elite or anyone that starts with E because their cute🤍AND THICK

For example:

P1 hey Emily

P2 yess?
P1 slaps butt
P2 what’d you do that for
P1 ITS SEPTEMBER 1ST

by Maddy_lovely August 31, 2021

September 1st

The first day of National No Squirt September

Friend 1: Guess what today is!!
Friend 2: September 1st?
Friend 1: No! It’s National No Squirt Day!

by mdaddie November 07, 2022