1st of March

Best day, best day, best day. Only good day . Every other day I cry.

Person 1: It is 1st of March woohoo
Person 2:It will be crying time tomorrow

by EpicFortniteChad21 November 29, 2020

January 1st

at least it isn't 2020 anymore if it's this day

January 1st means it isn't 2020

by viveishappynow December 26, 2020

May 1st

The day that bad bleeps are born.
Yall may 1st babies are F*CKING AMAZING
yall are probably rich and successful aswell

Damn she’s born on may 1st? That’s so cool

by Alecccz February 15, 2021

May 1st

May 1st is a day to be kind.

its may 1st! heres a chocolate bear

by toes xd April 26, 2021

November 1st

International Eat Ass Day

1- I know you want to eat ass
2 - Oh ya, isn’t today November 1st
1 - Ya and I have a nice ass

by asstastegoodiasuume October 28, 2022

September 1st

The first day of National No Squirt September

Friend 1: Guess what today is!!
Friend 2: September 1st?
Friend 1: No! It’s National No Squirt Day!

by mdaddie November 7, 2022

January 1st

Well it’s New Years! Time for cozy cloths

Hey why are you wearing jeans?

What?

It’s January 1st!! Wear comfy cloths

by Niczee546 January 1, 2022