National Stick a Water Bottle on Your Chest Day. Everyone is to find a way to stick an empty water bottle on their article of clothing they wear over their chest for that day.
Have you been sticking a water bottle to you chest on National Stick a Water Bottle on Your Chest Day? It’s April 22!
by FoxCat Man November 20, 2019
Get the April 22mug. A situtation where you have two possible choices, either of which while have negative ramifications for you.
There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to. Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle.
"That's some catch, that Catch-22," he observed.
"It's the best there is," Doc Daneeka agreed.
"That's some catch, that Catch-22," he observed.
"It's the best there is," Doc Daneeka agreed.
by Khelek May 31, 2003
Get the catch-22mug. Fuck everyone you want. 🤪
by eununevajg January 21, 2020
Get the January 22mug. by Hi, I’m not a prick May 29, 2018
Get the april 22mug. by five-eight love bug <3 January 16, 2021
Get the Jan 22mug. 
August 22nd
Dude: Can I have a coke
Waiter: Is pepsi ok?
Dude: Are you fucking joking??? *pulls out coca-cola themed glock*
Dude: Can I have a coke
Waiter: Is pepsi ok?
Dude: Are you fucking joking??? *pulls out coca-cola themed glock*
by erzywerzy September 24, 2021
Get the August 22mug.