Kitten Chili

The act of taking your best friends cat, skinning it, and then applying it to a bought or home made chili mix. Serves 2-4 depending on size of cat.

Yo son, thank god for bud's kitten chili. Fed me for a week.

by Josh Reray December 14, 2008

Kitten hawk

Who the fuck knows, mabe it means children. Some Fuck From CB came up with it.

Oooooohhh look at the little Kitten hawk's.

by Valo September 24, 2004

kitten noses

nipples belonging to women with half-pint breasts that resemble the cute noses of kittens

Look at my nipples, they look like kitten noses

by booze hound 69 November 30, 2007

kitten jerk

Like a male circle jerk but involving online female erotica writing communities that exist on Live Journal. The bizarre behavior that all girl yaoi writers will sometime do where in the middle of writing online erotica the girls all post pictures of their cats and ooh and aww over them. There is no true Male metaphor for this.

My girl has been writing smut with some other girls on LJ, but when I peeked on her machine to see what it was about, all I got was some lame kitten jerk.

by darekb January 20, 2008

Kitten Juggling

To be very high after having consumed a vast quantity of illegal controlled substances.

Susan and Tarquin are both totally mashed off their monkey bonces!! Are they juggling kittens again??

by Rod Hull June 12, 2003

Kitten Wrangling

The act of preparing furry female felines for the pleasure of members of the Lake Jackson Symphony Orchestra upon their monthly escape from their trailer-infested strike-ridden swampland.

TD & Smoke souped up their dump truck in anticipation of their trek to search for Kitten Wranglers.

by donkeycum August 18, 2003

kitten effect

When you eat some spicy food (and even worse if you have collitis too), and then 20 minutes later brown water shoots out of your ass, and the smell overwhelms everything within a 50 foot radius. Similar to a Monkey Claw.

That sunuvabitch Tom had Taco Bell for lunch and just crapped his pants, so everyone is vomiting from The Kitten Effect.

by MattFoely August 19, 2007